Jesus said that faith can move a mountain and it surely can. If God gives us the faith that we won't get sick if we drink a pint of hemlock, then we won't get sick, period.
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No, certainly, we won't even pass through sick. A pint of hemlock will chart a hyperspace course right to dead .
OK, so why is Carico so sure that faith can move mountains?
Hadanelith -- Absolutely. I wouldn't want to deny his/her claim without running a test. Put you money, or your hemlock, where your mouth is, Carico.
This is why faith makes me sad. It doesn't matter to them that no one has EVER verbally moved a mountain - God said you can, so you can.
@Alejandro
More than 50% of the comments so far are invitations for Carico to try and test her words... Come on guys, I knew she was asking for it, but display a little more imagination!
Franck Kabele tested this theory in an earlier post. It was disproved.
So all your faith can do is some creative landscaping and expanding the cocktail menu of your favourite bar? Big bloody deal that is. Don't need a god for that.
Uh, I would get a doctors opinion on this first.
You people are exactly how Soldier_of_Christ described you in our forum. Athiestic and godless, you people have no concept of the true power of faith. And I don't mean "Yes I believe" faith, but the true almighty powerful faith that can make a man capable of driving nails into his hand without feeling it. You people are mere children in the eyes of our good Christian people. I hope you suffer tremendous pain and agony in Hell.
I hope you suffer tremendous pain and agony in Hell.
Hey Pally! Guess what - the inability to feel pain is usually the product of nerve damage or brain damage. Pain is merely electrical impulses and how you handle and interpret them. Some chemicals can block them and some types of nerves can override others, but the ability to not feel pain is not proof of God, not uncommon, not impressive and is actually a sign something is WRONG. Pain is actually a very, very, very, useful function. A little less chronic and your brain chooses to interpret it as pleasure. It also stops you harming yourself Mr "I like to get my jollies sticking nails in my hands".
So, all the martyrs who died of such stuff which is impossible to describe didn´t have enough faith. You´re idiot, first for being a fundie, second for asuming that God is a type of healer or handiman.
I have a strong feeling Jesus_pal and Soldier_of_Christ are the same person (or butt-sex buddies). Think about it- Soldier_of_Christ was put in his place a while before (his place being a bottom feeding troll who obviously got lost in search of fundie forums). He needed another entity to manifest- as "backup" to defend himself.
There are countless thousands of faithful sick individuals on this planet praying day after day for relief from their afflictions. God ignores them, why should he listen to you?
... you people have no concept of the true power of faith. And I don't mean "Yes I believe" faith, but the true almighty powerful faith that can make a man capable of driving nails into his hand without feeling it.
You're all terrible people for trying to make her chug concentrated poison, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves. That aside, I'm taking bets for if she survives or not. 1:1 for if she dies, 1:20 for if she vomits it up, 1:50 for if she goes into intensive care.
Doesn't the Bible tell you not to test God. Even Jesus, who must have had the most faith any of your number has ever had, being the son of God, as well as BEING God at the same time (that's got to be a mindfuck for starters 'So hang on I'm your son, but also actually you at the same time, right.....) refused to test God, during his whole 40 days in the desert excursion. Here's an idea, 1) Read your own holy book in order not to make a complete tit of yourself 2) Realise it's a fairy tale, 3) Become an atheist - it's as easy as 1,2,3
" You people are mere children in the eyes of our good Christian people. I hope you suffer tremendous pain and agony in Hell. "
Ah, such "good Christians," wishing pain and agony on their fellow humans. I know it's been a long time since I attended church, but that sure doesn't sound like the sort of thing they taught us in Sunday school.
Faith =/= Plate Tectonics
Also, please make a video of this hemlock thing.
It's been a while since I've seen a good snuff.
Please, please, PLEASE drink that hemlock. Make sure to add lots of cyanide and potassium chloride to it too, just to make it tastier, OK?
Oh look, faith moving mountains:
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No wait, that's science, which can literally allow ordinary human beings to move mountains, change the path of mighty rivers, reach up in the sky and touch the moon and so, so much more. Oh I'm sorry, you were saying...?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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