John F. Kennedy, C.S. Lewis, and Aldous Huxley all died on the same day. They all went to the same place in Hell.
• Kennedy went to Hell because he trusted in the Roman Whore.
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>Lewis
I wonder how deeply Mary had to dig into her own ass to pull this out of it.
@Arctic KnightIsn't that why he put all that Jesus symbolism into the Narnia stories?
"They all went to the same place in Hell. "
You're claiming not only did they go to "hell", they went to the "same place in hell".
How do you know? Were you there? What's next? Are you going to give us their cell numbers? Perhaps you can give us a phone number where we can reach them?
The one thing they all had in common: they were all smarter than you.
Kennedy was a successful politican.
Huxley was one of the most brilliant writers who ever lived.
Lewis was creative and his timeless works still delight young readers.
What have you accomplished, other than becoming a hate-filled, supercilious cunt?
"Kennedy went to Hell because he trusted in the Roman Whore."
To my knowledge, Marilyn Monroe was neither Italian, nor Catholic :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe
'Religion
Pentecostal (192656),Judaism (195662)
And as MM was Jewish , in trusting her, thus via Romans 11:26-32 he has bypassed your J-boy (John 14:6), and isn't in Hell. [/hyper-smartarse] >:D
...oh, and as Rom. 11:26-32 states that Jews bypass your J-boy because of their 'Disobedience', therefore Aldous Huxley is also up there too; and haven't you forgotten? CS Lewis was a born-again Christian (thus his use of heavy Christian imagery/allusion in his literature; Aslan = Jesus as an example), ergo 'OSAS'.
...nope, not seeing so much as [I]one[/I] mention of the word 'Taoist' , so it must be another CS Lewis you're blathering on about, Mary Transit Nutter.
"John F. Kennedy, C.S. Lewis, and Aldous Huxley all died on the same day"
Along with 150,000 other people who die on a daily basis. What's your point?
The same place? Do you mean the same Circle? I'm guessing Heresy? But, if you are damning Kennedy to hell for being Catholic, then you don't believe in the Dante hell, so.....how the fuck does this work?
y'know, i'm kind of used to seeing "deathbed conversion" stories fabricated up, usually about Charles Darwin (or else insert-famous-atheist-here). i suppose i should have expected --- yet somehow i did not --- seeing a "deathbed deconversion" lie told about a famous xian.
still, if this nut dislikes both catholics and church of england, what denomination is the nut? quite a large selection left to guess at, i suppose...
@ Nomen
* So is every Eastern mystic going to hell? How about Western mystics? If all Catholics and mystics are going to hell, heaven is going to be empty.
* C.S. Lewis was a Christian, was always a Christian and was a Christian when they tossed dirt on his face, you absolutely stupid fuck.
@Herp Derpington
"@anon-e-moose:
He's not referring to Marilyn Monroe."
I know. Which is why I'd like Mary Transit Nutter to explain how JFK could have sex with the entire Holy See, never mind a city-state in the middle of Italy's capital. [/hyper-snark] X3
...but so many fundies would refer to MM as a 'whore', though. And as she had an affair with JFK, therefore...!
(*From DJS's screed page *):
"Galatians 4:16"
I prefer [I]Galaxians[/I] 4, thanks. [/Namco]
How do you know that they went to YOUR hell? Have you seen them there?
What if you're wrong? That would mean you're going to THEIR hell, right?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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