"Christians, How can you believe a book that has so many scientific errors/contradictions"
Self righteous retard, how do you know the world DOES move? How do you know it's NOT the stationary centre of the universe, and that everything revolves around it? Think about it--the Earth is God's single best creation, so it's only logical that it would be the centre of the universe.
Oh, let me guess you base your assertion on no real evidence except for believing what a stupid fancy-pants scientist says. They should have killed that Galileo faaaaaag
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weeeeeell, aside from the fact that we have photographic evdience that it moves, the fact that you can see it when the sun sets and rises, the fact the positions of stars change from our perspective but are actually stationery (again, there is proof)
Yeah, how do i know i'm wrong?
Btw, have you noticed that Galileo was right about the world being round? and do NOT try and tell me otherwise, i'd have to do the world a favour and kill you.
My IQ just dropped.
Seriously, I don't care about how or why the world moves, or what ever the hell else he's going on about -- I care that I'm here, I care that I, and those I care about, are safe and happy.
Oh, Mike, I givez dis to yoo (silly hewman!):
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Self righteous retard
Oh, the irony.
how do you know the world DOES move? How do you know it's NOT the stationary centre of the universe, and that everything revolves around it?
Easy: The same way I know what oxygen is made of, how fires burn, how light bulbs are lit, and how planes fly. The same way I know the Earth is round and billions of years old. The same way I know the Holocaust took place: Science and evidence.
Oh, let me guess you base your assertion on no real evidence except for believing what a stupid fancy-pants scientist says.
More irony. This is too good.
Self righteous retard, how do you know the world DOES move?
Micro-cephalic apostate, we know the world moves by measuring the parallax of distant stars over a period of time.
How do you know it's NOT the stationary centre of the universe, and that everything revolves around it?
We know because when observers (shuttle crews, International Space Station personnel) orbit the Earth they can visibly see the planet revolving "beneath" them.
Think about it--the Earth is God's single best creation, so it's only logical that it would be the centre of the universe.
And yet we have determined that our solar system is out near the edge of our galactic disk via telescopic investigation and instrument detection.
Don't you ever get tired of sucking so hard?
Poe, Poe, Poe.
Please be poe.
"Self righteous retard, how do you know the world DOES move? How do you know it's NOT the stationary centre of the universe, and that everything revolves around it?"
Relativity, bitch. Read it.
"Self righteous retard, how do you know the world DOES move? How do you know it's NOT the stationary centre of the universe, and that everything revolves around it? Think about it--the Earth is God's single best creation, so it's only logical that it would be the centre of the universe."
The Astronauts John Glenn & Neil Armstrong, Cosmonaut Alexey Leonov, and Taikonaut Yang Liwei would like a word with you. As would NASA, RFSA (Russia), ESA (Europe) & CNSA (China). And certainly every astronomer & cosmologist on the planet would.
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Seriously, with this trend of religions towards the moderate, I never expected someone to time travel from the days of the inquisition.
Stupid seeking missiles. I will pay top dollar.
I'd rather trust a fancy-pants scientist, than a fancy-pants televangelist.
People have actually been in space, and travelled to the Moon. We have probes that are about to (or have recently) left our solar system.
This is almost as stupid as Sarah Palin believing that the missing Malaysian plane might have flown into Heaven . (I hope it's a parody site, for my sanity's sake...)
(Edit. I googled it and it is a parody, competing with The Onion. Phew, my faith in humanity is somewhat restored.)
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