/Christians are taking back America!/
From whom, pray tell?
/And we are THROUGH kowtowing to witches, satanists, muslims, atheists, homosexuals and socialist liberals!/
Kowtowing? You and your ilk are the people who constantly harass them. If anything, THEY are the ones who should stop kowtowing to you.
/America is a Christian nation,/
Nope. Never was and never will be (God willing). I'm Christian and I already know this. The fact that you don't is pathetic.
/not a nation of witches./
I thought your precious Pilgrims got rid of them all, supposedly. There are still some around? Quick! Someone bring the ropes! The pitchforks! The matches and some kindle! Oh, wait, I forgot, it's not the 17th century anymore.
/Satan symbols over my dead body./
I don't know what the heck that means. What "Satan symbols?"
/By the end of President George W Bush's 2nd term:
1) Iraq will be well on the way to being a peaceful Christian country./
Onward, Christian soldiers! It's time for a new Crusade!
/Once Iraq has gone Christian, the Gospel of Jesus will spread throughout the Middle East. The region will be at peace and millions of Arab souls will be saved through the grace of Jesus Christ./
Yes, just like those good Christian neighbors of Ireland, England, and Northern Ireland. They got along so well together, didn't they? And don't even get me started on the Hundred Years War.
/2) Bush will have appointed at least three or four USSC Justices and the baby slaughterhouses will finally be closed down forever./
While I do admit that I'm a bit conflicted over the abortion issue, I can at least say that I don't believe that it should be outlawed. Besides, what do you think soldiers and snipers are doing in Iraq?
/3) Gays will be put back in the closet for good./
Because there's nothing like repression to make society whole again.
/The sodomy and decency laws will be reinstated and their disgusting disease spreading activities will be outlawed again./
Hold on, are you saying AIDS is homophobic? AIDS isn't homophobic. It's not even racist. It kills everyone. Anyone can be affected by it.
/Maybe we can’t get rid of them, but we can get them out our children’s view./
Hide them away? No! For shame! We should make an example out of them! Make them wear the letter 'G' on their shirts and have them stand on scaffolds like idiots so that everyone can see them for the dirty, rotten sinners they are!
/4) School vouchers will allow parents to send their kids to decent Christian schools instead of the NEA-infested cesspools that exist now./
I go to a Catholic school, but I shudder to think of what a "decent Christian school" is for you.
/5) Worthless liberal social welfare programs will be dismantled and replaced by Christian faith-based government funded programs. People will finally get REAL help through Jesus Christ./
So says the Pharisee who isn't starving in the streets.
/6) Filthy shows like Howard Stern, Will & Grace and Desperate Housewives will be off the air and replaced with decent Christian family programming. Families will once again be able to turn on the radio or television and not be embarrassed to listen or watch together./
I do think that Howard Stern has a filthy mind and filthy mouth, but if people like him, then he's going to stay. Not everyone likes the same things you do. And yes, there is such a contraption called a remote. Deal with it.
/7) The abominable scourge of Internet pornography will end with the introduction and ENFORCEMENT of the Online Decency Act. Pornographers who expose the public to this sickening material will be behind bars where they belong./
If no one bought it, they wouldn't sell it.
/You can be with us or against us,/
I love how a fundie's mind is so black and white. (sarcasm)
/but you had BETTER believe one thing:
Christians are DONE sitting at the back of the bus./
I wasn't aware that we were even on the bus. At least not white Christians.
P.S. Sandman for the win.