Jesus came as a male, because otherwise he would not have been accepted and would not have been able to liberate the women as he did.
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Jesus came as a male, because otherwise he would not have been accepted and would not have been able to liberate the women as he did.
...and were it not for a woman's womb, God would have to grow Jesus on a tree.
You know what would've been better? If he came as the God, so everyone would accept him as God, and then with much greater popularity and acceptance, he would've been able to help a lot more people. Holy crap, you know what? I just realised I'm smarter than God... wow.
He didn't fucking exist but even if he did show us in the Bible or history where anyone got freedom 2000 years ago.
Again, even if everything you Christian claim is true NOTHING CHANGED.
“Jesus came as a male, because otherwise he would not have been accepted”
Every single Jesus story:
“I’m the Messiah!”
“No, you’re not.”
“I can do messiah shit.”
“Can’t.”
(Does messiah shit)
“Holy shit, he’s the messiah!”
Travel to next down, repeat ENTIRE process. Even the disciples had to be convinced EVERY TIME.
Every single Jesus story if she was a girl:
“I’m the Messiah!”
“No, you’re not. Girls can’t be messiahs.”
“I can do messiah shit.”
“Can’t.”
(Does messiah shit)
“Holy shit, maybe she knows the real messiah!”
(Does more messiah shit)
“Holy shit, She’s the messiah!”
Travel to next down, repeat ENTIRE process.
But her disciples would be women, and along with the authority to drink poison and heal wounds, they’d have the power to shrivel dicks in self-defense.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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