So where in the Bible did God say:"Let there be a slow evolutionary process over millions of years"?
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Where in the bible does it say automobiles, airplanes, computers, modern medicine, organ transplant...?
Where in the bible does it say that 'barrenness' is caused by male low sperm count? Or that bacteria and viruses cause illness and disease?
You are such a rube.
So where in the Bible did God say:"Let there be a slow evolutionary process over millions of years"?
Where in the bible does it say "Let all matter be composed of atoms, and all atoms be composed of protons, neutrons and electrons. Let the charge of a neutron be zero, and let the charge of protons and electrons be equal and opposite, of magnitude 1.6e-19 coulombs."
Nowhere. The bible fails scientifically, that's why.
Oh, and is it just me, or is that link not quite working?
Where in the Bible does it say to use the same damn joke twenty times to refute someone who isn't going to read the refutations anyway?
(Nowhere, but that doesn't stop the previous commenters now, does it? :P )
Just what parts of yer babble, if any, did your god write?
Still waiting to see his handwriting.
Where in the Bible is the disclaimer?
'This work is a work of fiction, and any resemblance to characters living or dead, is purely coincidental.'
See, even though I'm an atheist, I sitll consider the Bible to be the source of all wisdom, and am very convinced by your argument. Because even though I don't believe in God, the fact that he never mentioned evolution in a book which I believe was written by ordinary human beings thousands of years ago, and, though interesting, has no scientific value whatsoever... yeah, you're right. Evolution is laiz!
Where in the bible has God said a lot of basic facts? I'm not sure God ever explicitly stated that human beings need to drink water at the very minimum once per week to survive (okay, he might have just said something along the lines of 'drink water'), so clearly humans don't require it.
where in the bible does it say 'in the far future some fuckass called RejectedDreams on a site called DevientArt who will ask wher something I didn't asay is in a book that will be written thousands of years after the events supposedly happened'?
Also where's it say 'We will have a German Pope'?
It was cut from the final text to make room for the part about killing someone for working on the Sabbath day, the instructions as to how to sell your daughter into slavery, or the lovely story about the man who willingly offered his virgin child to a band of rapists to keep his male friends from being raped (and God was pleased).
"So where in the Bible did God say:"Let there be a slow evolutionary process over millions of years"?"
In the peer reviewed version. Because after kitzmiller vs. Dover, the previous version with two contradictory creation stories didn't pass muster. Also, the Jefferson Bible. NEXT
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