Egalitarian feminism is a false ideology that has bred false doctrine in the church and seduced many believers. In conscious opposition to feminism, egalitarianism, and the humanistic philosophies of the present time, the church should proclaim the Gospel centered doctrine of biblical patriarchy as an essential element of God’s ordained pattern for human relationships and institutions.
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If God were really omnipotent, he'd be able to appear as a man, or a woman, or as some kind of freaky tentacled thing if he/she/it wanted.
Oh the rest of that page is a howler.
"God’s command to “be fruitful and multiply” still applies to married couples, and He “seeks godly offspring.” He is sovereign over the opening and closing of the womb. Children are a gift of God and it is a blessing to have many of them, if He so ordains. Christian parents are bound to look to Scripture as their authoritative guide concerning issues of procreation. They should welcome with thanksgiving the children God gives them. The failure of believers to reject the anti-life mindset of the age has resulted in the murder of possibly millions of unborn babies through the use of abortifacient birth control. "
"Both sons and daughters are under the command of their fathers as long as they are under his roof or otherwise the recipients of his provision and protection. Fathers release sons from their jurisdiction to undertake a vocation, prepare a home, and take a wife. Until she is given in marriage, a daughter continues under her father’s authority and protection. Even after leaving their father’s house, children should honor their parents by seeking their counsel and blessing throughout their lives."
"Scripture is the believer’s sufficient guide for all of faith and practice, and Christians must believe and obey whatever it teaches and commands. The Bible provides the Christian through precept, pattern and principle all that is necessary to make wise decisions concerning the many ethically complex issues of life."
But this has to be the best:
"Education is not a neutral enterprise. Christian parents must provide their children with a thoroughly Christian education, one that teaches the Bible and a biblical view of God and the world. Christians should not send their children to public schools since education is not a God-ordained function of civil government and since these schools are sub-Christian at best and anti-Christian at worst."
Sez it all right there - God doesn't like education, so stay out of school.
If only more fundies would actually follow this instruction...
"God’s command to “be fruitful and multiply” still applies to married couples, and He “seeks godly offspring.”...
*rolls eyes*
About a week ago I was reading a list of things why cat owners should sterilize their female cat. Among others, there was one saying how cat's body grows weaker with every birth she has, and in the end, old cats that had many kittens end up really messed and in strong pain from all those "adventures" in their lives.
If we can accept it for cats, why can't we for people? NO, I don't want to pop babies out every year, I don't want to go into labour and spend a day screaming with pain, I don't want my vagina to open up so it can push a watermelon through it, nor do I want my boobs to get twice their size and start leaking milk. I don't want to run aruond the house, changing diapers, and most of all, there's NO WAY would I do any of these if someone even forced me. Death would be a better option.
It's always nice to have a deity confirm your superiority, isn't it?
God is a lie made up by selfish, arrogant men who wanted a permanent underclass of domestic and sex slaves available for their use, and needed a stick big enough to force women to obey. Scream all you want, "Biblical patriarchs", but your time is over. Egalitarian feminism is here to stay, no matter how much you threaten us with imaginary hellfire. Your time would be much better spent learning to cook and clean for yourselves rather than trying to force women to do it for you. Housework won't rob you of your manhood - if you have any to begin with, which I doubt a lot, seeing as you have to trumpet your superiority over us worthless females so loudly.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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