Homosexuality is a sin. Having sex with your wife/husband is not. You can have sex with them as much as u want and have as much fun as u want. No where in th bible does it say having sex with your partner is a sin. Now having relations with somone of the same sex is a sin because God started this earth with the two human beings being a man and a woman. And if u have two guys you cant really plug into them(both ways lol) because Women have something in them that man doesnt and men have stuff in them that women dont. So in order to have all of the stuff that god put into the two indiviuals You must marry someone of the opposite sex. Also this probably has nothing to do with it being a sin. But whats the point of 2 guys having sex/marrying or 2 girls. Its pointless because like i said before U cant plug into them. The girls have to finger each other or get toys to have sex. And the guys have to do anal or something. So i dont see the point. If other guys want to shove their things into holes There are girls. And if other girls want people to shove stuff in their holes then, there r guys. I mean its stupid. Sorry if this is a little offensive but i wanted to get my point across. You cant really plug into someone of the same sex as u can with the opposite sex!!!
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"You can have sex with them as much as u want and have as much fun as u want."
No. If your spouse or other partner says s/he does not want to have sex with you you must respect that whether or not you wish to have sex, otherwise, you may be charged with rape.
Your love life must be fairly limited if those are the only options you can think of. In fact, your agrument about the supposed limitations of homosexual sex seems to be an argument in favor of group sex and bi-sexuality.
"Sorry if this is a little offensive but i wanted to get my point across."
Sex isn't offense, it's your stupidity that's offensive. If you want to get you point across try taking a remedial English class.
"Homosexuality is a sin."
Prove it. Also, if it's such a terrible "abomination unto Gawd!" then why does so many species on earth partake of it to some extent?
"You can have sex with them as much as u want and have as much fun as u want. No where in th bible does it say having sex with your partner is a sin."
Unless your wife is having her period. Then it's an "abomination." I love that word...
"Now having relations with somone of the same sex is a sin because God started this earth with the two human beings being a man and a woman."
Who then had to populate the earth through incest as there were no other people. Check out Leviticus 18:6-17 (my favorite book by the way). Guess Adam and Eve, along with all their offspring are burnin' in hell about now, eh?
"Women have something in them that man doesnt and men have stuff in them that women dont."
I'd say you're certainly full of something all right.
" ... (mindless fundy babbling) ...
You seem preoccupied with sex. Especially the homosexual variety...
"Homosexuality is a sin. Having sex with your wife/husband is not. You can have sex with them as much as u want and have as much fun as u want. No where in th bible does it say having sex with your partner is a sin.
I thought it was supposed to be for the purpose of procreation only, an abhorrent duty and so on in which one should NOT find pleasure, and so on... (if you're a fundtard, that is)
Well being a pedant, God made the Earth with only 1 human apparently and only relented and made another after Adam had tried all the other animals for company. (Don't think of the hedgehogs)
One day sugar you'll learn that, penises are not necessary to make girls climax and often aren't even the most effective means! You may even actually learn the 'subtle' but IMPORTANT differences between a woman and a sex doll.
Dear Oxygen,
Your views are predicated on the belief that your bible is what it claims to be. However, as there is no credible evidence to support this view, then all of your argument tends to fall apart.
P.S. Did you ever appear on Different Strokes?
The point of two people of the same sex marrying is the same as the point of two people of the opposite sex marrying. LOVE. What can't you understand about love? Jesus said nothing about gay people one way or another, he did say something about not judging. If you havethe brains of a good sized flea put those two facts together and it should tell you something.
P S Jesus wasn't too fond of divorce.
In his deluded New Testament writings, Paul was fond of preaching against sex, even between married couples. Jesus himself asked his followers to leave their wives to follow him.
Most fundamentalist Christian churches have an altogether unhealthy attitude toward any kind of sexual relations.
@JESUS IS MY OXYGEN
You can have sex with them as much as u want and have as much fun as u want.
That's very reasonable. (Unless they say no, but we'll assume you meant as long as it is consentual.)
Now having relations with somone of the same sex is a sin because God started this earth with the two human beings being a man and a woman.
Actually, the creation story states it took God six days to finally get it right by leaving people around to destroy it at a later date. Oh, and God didn't create Eve until Adam stated he was lonely. So I guess your reasoning justifies jacking off.
The girls have to finger each other or get toys to have sex. And the guys have to do anal or something. So i dont see the point.
Straight married couples do these things as well. Ever heard of milking the prostate? And of course 69'ing.
If other guys want to shove their things into holes There are girls. And if other girls want people to shove stuff in their holes then, there r guys.
If you're a guy, why not just stick your dick into a meat grinder? And if you're a woman, why not just a rusty corkscrew?
Guys have anal witht heirs wives, anyways, so why does it matter? Also, Men finger their wives, and alot of wives get toys and peg their husbands. I know this is a little vulgar, but it's true. No offense meant.
You don´t understand that sexuality is deeper than that that you so graphically has described. Besides, what do they do particularly to you?, how they get pleasure is not your business. However, coerce them into think something they may or not be convinced of IS.
@[b]Julian #53426:
You can bugger the ox (if you stand on a box)
And vulpologists say you can bugger the fox,
You can bugger the shrew, though it's awfully small--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
"Now having relations with somone of the same sex is a sin because God started this earth with the two human beings being a man and a woman."
And where did God say "And since you are the first people, I want everybody else to be exactly like you!"?
Should I also wear fig leaves and use my penis to tell females to eat apples?
it isn't just about sex.
It's about how you feel.
Homosexuality is a sin.
So is eating pork and prying in public and a bunch of other shite you "christians" do everyday.
Now having relations with somone of the same sex is a sin because God started this earth with the two human beings being a man and a woman.
You wanna prove that the fist two people on earth were man and woman? Oh, and the bible does not count as evidence.
But whats the point of 2 guys having sex/marrying or 2 girls.
Love. You do understand that one does not "choose" their sexual prefrance, right?
The girls have to finger each other or get toys to have sex. And the guys have to do anal or something.
Amoung many other sexual acts.
You cant really plug into someone of the same sex as u can with the opposite sex!!!
There is more to love and marriage than sex.
THAT'S your view on sex? The other person is just a living fleshlight or dildo, nothing more? Jesus Christ, what's the sense in being with someone of the opposite sex if your affections don't lean that way? You're gonna be miserable all the time. I guess love doesn't count for anything in your world, eh?
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