[After insisting he was sure that people in persistent vegetative states, can feel "both inside and out," and being told to stop pretending to be a doctor.]
lol what have I said doctor related? I know what I'm talking about, doctors don't know everything and this issue dosn't require doctor like information, its pure elementary.
lol and doctors can't figure this stuff out with "doctor thoughts". In my opinion, (not all) but doctors who do abortions are the ones who kill to make there money.
They don't care wether its right or not... There is alot of profit in abortion. Since there are millions+ people aborted every year from failed atempts to trick nature.
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The "doctor thoughts" made my day. Everyone knows that he brainwaves from a certified doctor are different from your average fundie. So He should (could)have a point somewhere. [/sarcasm]
And he says "lol" two times, does this subject make him feel funny or something? He just lost all credibility.
We should make a version of Godwin's for this. Something like: "Any person who places the abbreviation 'lol' in a sentence, at random, and that sentence is not intended to be or is not in any way funny loses the ability to argue with any level of credibility."
Machine translations are imperfect. Single-tired-person translations may be equally flawed. Fundiebabble-English translator now engaged.
Translation:
Since doctors don't know everything, I must know more than they do. Of course, since I was obviously wrong on the topic I've been called on, I'd better change the subject and go off on a rant against abortion, claiming that abortion doctors are just in it for the money (as if they got paid a lot), and that abortion is a way of trying to "trick nature" by letting women control their own bodies.
Wait a second ... I see what you did there. Such a subtle topic shift would have been easy to miss had I not read your post.
As for the first bit, tell it to someone in a PVS. Tell him that if he can hear or feel you to show absolutely no sign. That way, you can parade your "proof" all about and everyone else will get a good laugh.
Because if a docter is part of that 4% of the top half of the population that can get into university and somehow makes it through the intense competition, and then furthermore has the dedication to complete 8 years of training and go the incredibly long hours, it is possible to believe that you could userp that knowledge and experience.
The use of the word millionS makes me scared, for it connotates several million. Is he serious, or did he just pull this number from his ass? Regardless, the phrase "doctor thoughts" makes my day as well.
Come on, admit it. You're all envious of those stinkin' rich Planned Parenthood workers, with their fancy cars and huge mansions.
What is "millions+?" If it's multiple millions, what's the plus for?
Almost as amusing as "doctor thoughts" is the phrase "doctor like information."
NH much better, yes!
However to fit the meter, lose 'that'.
"I can see clearly now my brain has gone"
I can see clearly now my brain has gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the bulky folds that were my mind
It's going to be a quite, quite moronic day
I think I can make it now the pain has gone
And all of my nerve endings have disappeared
Here is the rainbow I've been praying for
It's going to be a quite, quite moronic day
Look all around there's nothing but insane shit
Look straight ahead nothing that I can hit
I think I can make it now the pain has gone
And all of my nerve endings have disappeared
I can see clearly now my brain has gone
It's going to be a quite, quite moronic day
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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