Pastor Winthrop III #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Q: Should we declare independence from the Atheists?

Details: I am preparing a speech where I propose that the holy American nation should extricate itself from the web of evil in our midst.

"Verily I say unto you: There comes a moment in a nation's history where, for the good and welfare of the people, and the sanctity of its values and institutions, one must act to preserve its integrity and its divine destiny.

We maintain these truths to be self-evident. All men are created by the Almighty and are endowed with unalienable rights: namely, that o life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

The Atheist Tyrant, being in denial of the author of these rights, has rejected the principles and the ideals by which are nation was founded.
It is, therefore, imperative that we act to severe any link to the Atheist and his perverse ways.

Let us , my friends and fellow patriots, declare our independence from the Atheist Mafia!"

What do you think?

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