Cain's wife was probably his sister. Incest was not a sin before the law against incest was given as Romans 5:13 explains.
But atheists have no clue what the history of man is since they don't know from which "primate" man allegedly descended. So they have no clue who the first speaking man was. So the absurdities come from scientists, not God. Sorry.
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Why does Carico put primates in quotations I wonder.
Surely she realizes that man, great apes, and monkeys are primates.
Then I found VenomFangX and Kent Hovind...
Carico, this is too fucking funny.
First of all not only doesn't the bible mention god providing Cain with a wife (she just appears from nowhere), it also doesn't mention him having a sister. And why "probably anyway"? Why isn't the bible clear?
Secondly, reagrdless of what the "law" was at the time, genetics would still be true and the chances of Cain and his hot ass sister having mongloids for off-spring would have been very high.
You just have no clue. About anything. Period.
No absurdities come from god. God doesn't exist. The absurdities come from fundies who are so easily duped by their mammon-worshiping masters.
God you're such stupid suckers. Honestly, the mammon lovers must be laughing all the way to the bank. Good job I'm an atheist.
Fundies are so useless they've given up trying to convert atheists. Hooray. So, they have revenge fantasies where they are looking down from heaven at atheists in hell. As if to say, "Take that, for not letting us convert you".
Boy, fundies really are stupid. They must be the stupidest people on Earth. Far stupider than primitive tribesmen, because fundies have access to all the facilities of modern civilization, thanks to science.
Oops, I didn't see it was Carico. Oh well! Fundies are still thick. Carico's probably insane though.
Carico seems to embody absolutely all known fallacies in one human brain. The particular misconception she's showing off today is that the inherent morality, or lack thereof, of a given action can always be determined simply from whether or not it's been prohibited by somebody.
The first speaking man was called Fred, he lived at 233 Olduvai Gorge, and the first thing he said was 'Fuck!'. His wife Lucy then told him off for bad language.
Say, Carico, if talking unknown individuals in history, what's the name of the guy who wrote the Book of Numbers?
I've just realised, Carico must be in an institution, or at least be receiving some sort of supervision and assistance, otherwise how could she get by each day.
I mean how would she get washed and dressed, how would she eat and drink. She couldn't be left unsupervised in a kitchen. She can't have had children unless they have been taken away from her and adopted or some other arrangement.
Probably, her only joy is to be left in front of a computer where she probably can't do much harm. So maybe it's not her fault if she comes across as a drooling moron and can only type rubbish. She might not be well.
OK, obviously she's not well, but it looks like insanity in which case she should be pitied. On the other hand, if she's insane she probably doesn't care what anyone thinks of her.
Still, she provides a useful purpose for other internet users, including me, we can let off steam and have a good laugh at her ridiculous posts. She's such a below-stupid moron. I believe that that is idiocy?
Cain's wife was probably his sister. Incest was not a sin before the law against incest was given as Romans 5:13 explains.
Where the fuck did this sister suddenly come from? No you're wrong anyway. Cain was banished with the Mark of Evil upon him, and he come across a town in the land of Nod and married someone there.
These are clearly different people who are unrelated to Cain, but where did they come from if Adam and Eve are the first people and Cain and Able their only sons?
But atheists have no clue what the history of man is since they don't know from which "primate" man allegedly descended.
We don't need to know exactly when the first humans appeared in order for the model of human evolution to be correct. When your friend travels from their town to Philadelphia, you don't have to know ever step of the way in order to prove that they arrived in Philadelphia, especially when you get a call from them saying they've arrived.
So they have no clue who the first speaking man was. So the absurdities come from scientists, not God. Sorry.
Ditto. You don't need to know everything about human history to know humans evolved.
"they don't know from which "primate" man allegedly descended"
No, we just have the evidence that we descended from some primate.
On the other hand, you're making shit up.
You may not be aware of this, but any amount of evidence is always better than making shit up.
Cain's wife was probably his sister. Incest was not a sin before the law against incest was given as Romans 5:13 explains.
But atheists have no clue what the history of man is since they don't know from which "primate" man allegedly descended. So they have no clue who the first speaking man was. So the absurdities come from scientists, not God. Sorry.
You say that right after saying incest was okay? How the hell do you live with yourself?
@D Laurier
And Carico didnt read her bible.
Cain's wife was a stranger from the land of Nod according to the bible.
Learn your own fairytale.
But isn't that illogical, even for bible standards?
Adam & Eve, the first (and only) humans on earth. And then there is Abel and Cain and maybe some sisters in the first generation.
I can't remember anywhere in Genesis, that "the LORD created some (female) strangers in the land of Nod" or something like that. Well I'm not a bible expert.
MfG
Dexter
If there's no sin without the law, then the Bible is responsible for our sins- our sinful natures force us to break the law, meaning that if there had been no law we would not sin and there would be nothing to punish....
*dizzy*
Where the fuck did this sister suddenly come from?
Actually, Osiris, I'm inclined to give her that one. Given the bible's general attitude towards women, it'd be quite possible that they wouldn't bother to mention the births of any girls. Of course, that's just just a single drop of plausibility in the ocean of bullshit that is Genesis, and it still doesn't fit with the whole Nod thing.
Thank you for this gift. You just openly admitted that God is variable. If God changes his mind, then not everything he creates is perfect, thus, he is potentially incompetent. Then
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