Scientist have also made a perfect human being with working veins, heart, brain,and every other human organ but yet they were unable to bring it to life.
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Nonsense.
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IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!
...and the name's Frankenstein, but pronounced 'Fro nkensch tee n'!
[/"Young Frankenstein"] X3
...ah, gotta love Mel Brooks. Not only with his genre-defining comedies, but how - with his production company Brooksfilms - he gave us the extremes: the delightful literary romance "84 Charing Cross Road", right up to the viscerally superb "The Fly" by David Cronenberg.
@John
And "Frankenstein: Or The Modern Prometheus" by Mary Shelley is also a textbook right up there with "Gray's Anatomy" (which - for a mid-19th Century publication - is still regarded as a definitive reference & study text in medical schools to this day; my physician has a copy of this on his surgery's bookshelves). [/hyper-sarcasm]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga: In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Igor: He's going to be very popular.
Scientist have also made a perfect human being with working veins, heart, brain,and every other human organ
Yup, we hab one of those in the library at my elementary school back in the 60's. It was made of plastic and you could remove all the organs and put the back in place again.
Great fun. What a shame it wasn't brought to life.
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When did this fantastic scientific achievement occur? What kind of story is this, anyway? Even in the worst sci-fi films the human-made creation gets up and stumbles around for awhile or does something. Say the atheist soul-lacking, artificial human ate someone's face off. That's at least not boring.
No, that's just in Fullmetal Alchemist. And then only in the manga. And anyway, even there you can make the artificial human live if you steal the souls of the living. Though I suppose that supports your point, apart from being fiction.
Mostly, though, the attempt to do any of that gets you punished by God and simultaneously thoroughly educated about the nature of matter. Fullmetal Alchemist God is gleefully a dick and still more fair than BibleGod. Wow.
but yet they were unable to bring it to life.
Kind of anti-climactic ending, isn’t it? I think you still have to work on that story.
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@Igor. Great now I have to go dive back into my Pratchett collection. And here I thought reading each book four times would be enough.
Only four times being enough? How did you come into that illusion?
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