[I think God has more important things to deal with than who wins on some dopey TV show.]
Nothing is too unimportant for Him. Just think of how when people pray to find their car keys (that Satan has hidden), the Holy Spirit leads them to the keys.
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Then he spends too much time finding car keys and not enough time stopping diseases, natural disasters, famines, wars, etc. Your divine ghost has a really skewed sense of priorities.
"nothing is too important for him" and yet plenty of far more important things are.
Okay, if your god was real, why can't you see what a fucking asshole he would be?
Satan hides car keys?
Nothing is too unimportant for Him.
(that Satan has hidden)
Just think of how when people pray to find their car keys (that Satan has hidden), the Holy Spirit leads them to the keys.
And yet, when people pray to get out of a burning building alive, or to be cured of cancer, or to find their daughter alive under the rubble of a bombed house, no Holy Spirit is there to guide or cure them. Most die, die or find their daughter dead.
Of course it has to be Satan who hid your car keys. Can't be that you forgot where you put them or a pet got to them, no! It's all the work of the Devil himself, personally going out to mildly inconvenience you every now and again for... reasons.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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