I'll never forget a set of field grades at the point of mutiny when DADT was initiated in 1993.
It is common to criticize the dog that bites the hands that feed it. Incredibly, sadistically and suicidally, we are raping from behind, the dogs that guard us.
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HOIST, goddammit, HOIST! HOIST by your petard, you fucking fucker!
Reading that thread made me sick.
Also a bit sad in a way, how people can be so easily taken in by the Religious Right's peddling of fear.
Found the thesaurus, did we? Since you love alliteration so much:
Purple prose produce peculiar paragraphs, but pretentious, patronizing pleas which pander to your inner pedantic do not automatically provide a persuasive proof for your poorly pondered predication.
Oddly enough when I served in the USCG during this time period, nobody gave two shakes of a rat's ass about the policy. We knew who the most obvious gay guys in the crew were and again, nobody gave a shit. Having gays on our cutter never once interfered with our ability to complete a mission. Theophilus here is simply full of poo poos.
Friedrich Wilhelm von Steuben, the man credited with making our Continental Army a fighting force capable of winning the Revolution, was reputed to be gay. America's first army was trained by a gay man.
Incredibly, sadistically and suicidally, we are raping from behind, the dogs that guard us.
Well, you ARE ultra-conservatives after all. It's pretty much expected that you engage in teh buttsecks. I mean seriously, it's surprising that this isn't part of the initiation into fundiedom. And of course, you made it beastiality for good measure too. Too bad you couldn't make it a puppy though because then you'd have pedophilia too and that would complete the fundie sexual trifecta.
@ Skunk: Ah, so I'm not the only one that raged over that...
Also, I'm starting to wonder what would happen if RR and FR combined... would there be an implosion of stupid?
US "Islamofascists," if they were smart, would create front groups that coalition with fundies to remove homosexuals from the military, insinuate particularly high-ranking official are secret homosexuals, rile things up, etc.
Then yes, the "Islamofascists" would certainly be proud of the fact that they used useful idiot fundies to undermine the US military.
It'd kinda be like that small period in between the signing of the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact and the German invasion of the USSR, when the Communist Party USA was rallying people to oppose the "warmonger Roosevelt" and uniting with right-wingers to defend "US sovereignty." Only on a grander scale.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Peace_Mobilization
> The islamofacists will rejoice as we are hung by our own libidinous licentious and libertine petards.
"Hoisted by their own petards"? Bah, another Shakespeare quote springs in mind instead - something about "sound and fury".
> Incredibly, sadistically and suicidally, we are raping from behind, the dogs that guard us.
Here's a free hint: If you foist your verbiage most verbose upon our unsuspecting - yet, for all intents and purposes, unfazeable - personages, please don't rape the effing comma while you do so. And please cut down the use of disturbing metaphors too. Thank you.
I'll never forget that some crazed homophobic fucktard went on a shooting spree in a pizza restaurant in Fayetteville, NC and killed several people because of DADT. The lust of contards to kill knows no bounds. We are shooting dead the soldiers that protect us on the home front because we are homophobic psychos.
You realize whether you wish to admit it or not, the dirty, evil gays are in the military already, and all that abolishing DADT will do is remove the stigma from the homosexuals already serving, and allow them to not have to hide their preference for fear of it being used against them.
What am I saying, of course you do. For your talk of morale and comeraderie, all you care about is that if anything makes the gays happy, it must be bad.
First sentence: Is this standard English?
Second: massive citation needed.
Third: The expression is hoist with our own petard.
Fourth: Cynophilia is disgusting.
Geesh, this Free Republic sounds like a dangerous place. With all the terrorists, rapist gays, baby-eating atheists and such, I'm surprised there's anyone left alive and unbuggered to post on a forum.
Wow. Not only is he suicidal, but he rapes dogs?
You DO know that alliteration is a poetry device, don't you? Poetry, that thing that real men hate. Not like football, where they pat each other on the behind.
I'll never forget a set of field grades at the point of mutiny when DADT was initiated in 1993.
And as a result, the entire US military collapsed and had to be disbanded in 1994, just as those pissed-off grunts predicted. So now the US no longer has an Army, Navy, Air Force or Marines. Oh, wait a minute. That's in Theophilus' alternate reality. Meanwhile, here on planet earth, nothing happened in 1993.
The islamofacists will rejoice as we are hung by our own libidinous licentious and libertine petards.
Ain't nobody hanging me by my petards!
Theophilus, I know this would really bother you a lot to hear this, but there are gays and lesbians serving honorably in the miltary as we speak. I'm straight, serve in the Army, and have never been sexually harrased let alone hit on by a lesbian in the Army.
I don't think the islamic extremists will care or not if we are allowing homosexuals to serve openly. To them, the only good American(westerner) is a dead one.
to "hoist by one's own petard" actually is an idiom, meaning to destroy yourself with the thing you meant to destroy someone else with. Maybe that's what he meant?
But, really, there's no point in trying to make sense of this drivel.
Wait, what? Why are you raping a dog, dude? What, you're a furry neo-con who hates gays and muslims? I guess I've seen stranger things on the internet...
I could just about go with keeping us gays out of the military IF:
LGB peole who have been exposed aren't then kept on for operational needs (hypocritical wot?!)
The US refuses to expect its NATO and other allies that have LGB in the military to cover its back
"we are hung by our own libidinous licentious and libertine petards."
The name chosen by this idiot on Free Repubic is a poor one, to say the least. And at worst, considering this quote, only serves to expose the latent depravities* & perversions of the right-wing in the US. Because to me, it brings to mind the character created by the British comedian Lenny Henry, 'Theophilus P. Wildebeest': a Barry White-esque lothario and 'lay-deez man', who ultimately FAILS in his attempts to persuade his targets to come to his way of thinking (with, in his case, emphasis on come !).
Kinda like the subhuman right-wingers on Free Repubic, I'd say.
I'd heard a Neocon once say that President Obama should be, in not so many words, 'bloody well hung' The only answer to that is:
'He is. HE bloody well is! '
-First Lady Michelle Obama
X3
*- Jimmy Swaggart & Ted Faggard. Just sayin'.
"I'll never forget a set of field grades at the point of mutiny when DADT was initiated in 1993."
I don't get it. First you guys say you don't want DADT, then when we try to repeal it you go nuts.
Also, Alan Turing.
"It is common to criticize the dog that bites the hands that feed it. Incredibly, sadistically and suicidally, we are raping from behind, the dogs that guard us."
What?
@ Papabear --
With all due respect (i.e. very little), "DKDC" is bullshit. People talk about their personal lives -- and the "DK" part is a fucking heterocentrist bullshit excuse for cutting off that fucking basic among-coworkers bit of communication for anyone who doesn't fit the tiny-ass heterocentrist box. Cut off the first half of it, stick to DC/"don't care" or WGAFA/"who gives a fuck anyway?" and we'll be fine -- just don't try to fucking erase me and pretend you're doing me a fucking favor .
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