Besides the historical inaccuracies of the Book of Morman, which the Bible does not have, the Bible warns against things like the LDS.
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Er...I guess it kind of does, but it also warns against things like the Catholics, Baptists, Lutherans, the Born-Again, the Presbyterian, and...uh...Jesus, actually. So...yeah. Not a good guide to much.
I know the bible warns against people who are so focused on their own holiness that they become arrogant pricks. It also warns against people who brag about their holiness in public for the sake of looking good. There's also something here about people people who hoard earthly wealth being sent to Hell. Its in a parable about this guy named, uhm, Lazarus.
But, nope, nothing about the LDS.
The Book of Morman? Who was he?
As far as I remember, the Bible warns about hypocrites, who pray out loud to impress others, rather than talking to the Lord. You'd never pray loud, now would you Jiggles?
Or to be slighty more accurate:
Besides the historical inaccuracies of the Bible, which the Torah does not have, the Torah warns against things like the Christians
You are half-right. The Bible warns against false prophets. You and the LDS (which does have good beliefs, but is still a forgery or something like that) are both false prophets. However a stopped clock works twice a day. You are wrong about the historical inaccuracies in the Bible being nonexistent.
"Besides the historical inaccuracies of the Book of Morman, which the Bible does not have, the Bible warns against things like the LDS."
So you voted for Obama, early last November, regardless?
That's the great thing about Paradoxes, especially when it comes to right-wing W.A.S.P. Christian fundies (and those who claim to have granite-solid convictions , as those who who deign to call themselves Conservative would say). Adds to the Schadenfreude , I find...!
Nope, no 'Flip-Flopping' for you unchanging, rock-solid Conservatives such as you , eh 'Jigglies' like a jelly ...?! >:D
Fuckwit can't even spell Mormon, not that the book isn't bullshit, just like the babble.
By the way, King James was gay.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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