I'm not afraid of martyrdom in fact that's the way I hope to go. I've got a white robe all picked out!
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Aw, death is so romantic, cleansing, and noble in the abstract. And so painful, scary and messy in the real. Grow up!
But... his name has "koala" in it... how can anyone with such a name allow the vaguest hint of violence to permeate their minds?
As an aside, he should read about the various Christian martyrs back in the Roman times. See how he feels after that.
Me too! I'm going to martyr myself in the name of Master Shake, Frylock and Meatwad.
I know it seems odd to die in the name of fiction, but hey, you think it's cool so why not?
Wait. wait. White robe...
Martyrdom is when YOU die, not when you lynch the black guy up the street. Unless you intend to then commit suicide by death penalty.
Isn't it so funny that so many of these morons claim they're dying for their faith when they go out and murder innocent people?
What I find scary is that he's already got his robe ready. Someone should call the cops on this idiot.
I'm not afraid of martyrdom in fact that's the way I hope to go.
Dude...that's incredibly, awesomely, insanely wrong. Seriously.
Well, if martyrdom's what he wants, I wish him a long and peaceful life, attended on his deathbed by a doctor who's a gay atheist Jew.
As any ent will say "Do not be hasty". Humans can come up with some pretty nasty ways for their enemies to die, even more so now with the advent of chemical and bioweaponry.
For you to say "I will die for Christ" now, as you sit in America, behind the saftey of the internet and in your own home is foolish. You don't know what you would do if Muslim extremists came into your house, hog tied you and told you they'll cut your throat if you don't convert. And don't say you'd still die. You might, but even Peter told Jesus he would die before abandoning him to death, and what do you know Peter failed! So wait until you're in that situation to say stuff like that.
But I have my suspicions that, if they want, for example, to forbid preaching in school, they will be persecuting you. Make up your mind.
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