"The problem now adays is that they've switched to digital TV and TV guide is now obsolete. It's even more convenient for the zombies to see what's on TV without even touching any reading material. So that puts them even further away from the Bible."
I'm sorry, but I can't hear you over the sounds of Jeremy Clarkson shouting 'POWERRRRRRR!', James May saying 'Oh, Cock!', and Richard 'Hamster' Hammond squeaking about the (not)new 911 Turbo by (the laziest designers... in the world! [/Jezza]) Porsche, on an edition of "Top Gear" shown on the [i]digital[/i] TV channel 'Dave'.
Some say, that he only uses cars made in Spain. And that de Seat is too much for him, thus he has to use a child-style booster. All we know is... he's called Driver! [/The Stig] X3
'TV Guide is obsolete'? The Radio Times is still published every week, didn't you know?! Stupid Americentric cunt...! And didn't you know II? Most digital TV devices (my HDTV has one built in; also the software for my computer's USB digital tuner device) has a full week's TV schedule display - for all it's channels - encoded into the signal it receives.
Luddite much, Driver? Still, the US has yet to enter the 21st Century, with it still relying on [i]analogue[/i] medium wave & FM radio - despite we in the UK with [i]Digital[/i] Audio Broadcasting well established* here, so you still have your precious [i]religious[/i] stations to listen to, I guess.
*- A few years ago, analogue TV signals were shut down permanently here. In a few years time, analogue radio will be permanently shut down, therefore people will have no choice but to use DAB.
