[Should I wear a chastity belt to stop masturbation?]
Maybe not a chastity belt (not very practical/hygienic) but there are other devices you can get. My fiance has one, it goes round the base of his xxxxx and just sits there until he gets aroused, then it has teeth that stick in and hurt him so he turns his mind to something else. Plus, for obvious reasons it can't be removed by a guy who's in that condition.
Personally I think it's terrible that he has to wear that thing, it hurts him a lot at times and he bleeds, but we're sharing a home together now and not married and we've promised each other nothing immoral will happen and he feels it's the only way he can keep on the right path
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Sounds like something out of the dark ages. A sexually repressed fundie probably invented it.
that was my first though, ryan. there are people who get really into that submission/torture thing, and that kind of device sounds right up they're alley.
Ow. I mean, fuck, ouch. *winces* These people scare me. And boy, is their sex life going to suck ... er, well, you know what I mean.
Actually, that sounds an awful lot like a KTB, which is a rather extreme form of male "chastity belt". It tends to be in the form of a ring or sleeve lined with nails, carpet tacks, or in some cases, slightly dulled razors. It is frequently used in short-term chastity play, since you can't really leave it on for that long without causing permanent damage. Long-term has to be done with properly designed devices.
"...it goes round the base of his xxxxx..."
(1) A device which causes his cock to bleed is more hygenic and practical than a chastity belt.
Turquoise: It's possible that the forum filters out "penis" and substitutes the xxxxx. Hell, at After The Bar Closes, "damn" and "hell" get x'd out. I think it's because Wesley Elsberry is running it and he's a devout Christian.
Marie: Did you do the dishes?
A penis-shaped part of my brain just cringed vindictively and may possibly never be the same again. Damn you, Marie O!
Jeremy, yeah, you're probably right - I didn't consider the possibility that the forum filtered out "penis". But I still don't see why "penis" is offensive, particularly when she's talking about an S&M kink. One wonders if it would be less offenisive to use "love stick", "man meat" or "throbbing member".
I can imagine what their marriage would be like.
Here's what I had to say last time I saw this (http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=9133 ):
There's no way he leaves this on all the time... Every guy who isn't physically impotent will get several natural erections during sleep, and there's no way to avoid it. It's one way of determining whether someone has physical or psychological impotence... by sticking a row of stamps to the penis before bed and looking to see if the perforations have been broken in the morning. Or in this case, to see whether he's died from loss of blood overnight.
Marie O's is very scary. Sometimes I question the validity of her stories. SUch as her story about her father giving her fiance a riding crop as a wedding present to spank her when she disobeys or how his parents beat him until he was hospitalized when they caught him masturbating.
Is this a troll? Guys get aroused naturally during the sleep cycle (called "nocturnal penile tumescence") - normally during REM sleep, but independent of dream content. It's one of the ways doctors sometimes test for ED to see if it's organic or psychological. (from the MedLine Medical Encyclopedia: "All men with normal physiological erectile function will achieve an erection during normal sleep. The test may be helpful in determining if the cause of erectile dysfunction is psychologic or physical.")
Woah, that's creepy beyond belief.
You know how to solve this "immorality" problem? Don't live together before you are married if you don't want anything to happen. I would love to be able to live with my fiancee now instead of later. Be happy for what you have... and if neither of you can stop it from happening with out him having to wear that thing, you have some very large repressed sexual fantasies... get them out, you will feel much better, and won't be so uptight and anal.
now that is what i call blue balls...OUCH...now he will have a negative association with his erections and might actually mutilate his genitals, even more so, in the future. I wonder why he would do such a thing.
PUNCHYBIRD:"I feel sorry for any male children they happen to have. It would be considered child abuse!"
I feel sorry for any children they have, though there's little chance of that.
... so many, MANY problems could be fixed for these people if they'd just ¨grab their dick and doubleclick¨, instead of posting this filth before going to vent their pent-up frustration on some toddler...
Now the question should be, "Can I get a masturbation belt to stop chastity?"
I'm sure you could find one of those at Good Vibrations. The "deadly toothed cock ring of doom" sounds like one of those things that even most BDSM stores wouldn't carry (I've certainly never seen something quite that bad...).
is she sadistic or is he masochistic?
I'm not a man, but even I think owwww .
what happens if he gets a morning glory, wakes up screaming?
Practicality: Usually, when one wears a chastity belt, they have someone else take the key.
Hygenics: And the metal teeth that go INTO you are somehow keeping you clean?
Also, this was invented in worship of a pagan goddess, I do believe. So take THAT, Fundie couple!
I really dig how all these Victorian fashions are coming into vogue thanks to steampunk.
Waistcoats, bowlers, stick pins, canes, medieval cock torture devices.
With any luck, he'll fetishize the thing and turn to S&M or bondage play. I bet he'd lose some hangups then.
Well I'd better put in my order now. Inquisition BDSM R' Us® has some pretty good offers, like 50% off all heretic forks, coupons for free brest rippers, and a buy one get one free sale on all catherine wheels.
Oh, for fucks sake, have sex already!
Me and hubby had sex before we moved in together. We were together 10 years before we married. The wedding is now more than thirteen years ago, we are still together, and just as loving as ever.
What's the average marriage length in the Bible Belt, for kids who get together at 18? How many are still together at 42?
There are Christians less hung up about sex than you, Marie:
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http://www.sexinchrist.com/
In Soviet Russia, you are 'in' Jesus. X3
@Swede
"What's the average marriage length in the Bible Belt"
2½ inches, I'd say. And that's whilst turgid . They're all Choads in that part of the US. X3
What?
Is this some new thing?
Confused?
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