the only outlet to sex is through marriage. Having sex outside of marriage leads to self destruction because the process opens the door for the demons in your partner to come into your body.
So what if its lame the first time with your wife? its not like... you aren't going to have more opportunities to make love to your spouse!
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This is illogical. The basic assumption is that the virgin is without demons, and "contracts" them when he sleeps with someone else without marrying them. However, if that other person is also a virgin, (s)he is also required to contract demons from the other. Enclosing the system in a control volume, two metric demons must pass though its surface in order to arrive at the final state. Given the only vector by which they can enter the volume is in either person (which they cannot, as the people are assumed to be empty because they're pure), this violates the law of conservation of demons.
Sounds like Your Child hasn't ever had sex because nobody wants him, and he's convinced himself of this weird self destruction angle so IF he finally gets married and can't get it up at all, it's okay! The first time is SUPPOSED to be lame according to him, after all.
Ya know, for me having sex before I was married (yes, back then I was a fundie) wasn't about not being lame with my husband -or- the exchange of demons(LMFAO). It was about the fact that I was 20 years old, never been laid, and was horny.
"the only outlet to sex is through marriage."When you get into high school, you may discover that isn't true.
"Having sex outside of marriage leads to self destruction because the process opens the door for the demons in your partner to come into your body."
So, you're afraid that your parnter would give you demons, but magically, when wedding vows are spoken, his/her rampent case of the demons will be gone?
"So what if its lame the first time with your wife? its not like... you aren't going to have more opportunities to make love to your spouse!"
I don't advocate pre-marital sex for anyone who doesn't want to have it. And, nobody has sex just so s/he will be good in bed when they are married.
Libkitten: I was just listening to that song before work!
the process opens the door for the demons in your partner to come into your body
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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