Mike King #fundie tomatobubble.com

‘Twas the night before Future Christmas
When all through the land
Not a Commie-Pinko is stirring
The Reds had been banned

Central Banking abolished
Gold and silver restored
Wall Street is tamed
Their ox has been gored

Taxes are light
With budgets in balance
Freed of debt slavery
Folks discover their talents

Hollywood is wholesome
Filth and porn no more
Kim Kardashian is history
That dirty little whore

The culture is reborn
The end of modern art
Rockwell and Rembrandt
Replace Picasso, that fart

America is at peace
To the Zionists dismay
No more wars for Israel
Hip Hip. Hooray!

The press is now free
Of lies and omissions
Conspiracies are exposed
Not concealed by Commissions

Jobs are plentiful
The middle class booms
Welfare cheats face reality
And forced to push brooms

The border is sealed
Illegals denied entry
Problem solved
It was so elementary

Traditional morality
Now back in fashion
As adulterers and queers
Conceal their dark passion

The crime rate has plummeted
As all citizens are armed
All those dead Trayvon Martins
Made the criminals alarmed

Justice has been served
With Obama and Bush in jail
Predator Drones and Smart Bombs
Got them arrested without bail

Academia is cleansed
Of false science and history
The truth of our past
Is no longer a mystery

The Fuhrer's great name
We did restore
No longer to blame
We admire him more

A girl is a girl
And a boy is a boy
Families are happy
Homes full of joy

If this kind of world
Sounds appealing to you
Then support TomatoBubble
Because we want it too!

By Mike King

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