various incels #sexist reddit.com

(HothOurYou)
My 14 year old brother brought a girl home while I'm sitting here watching porn. I think it's over for me.

(BBCTheory)
It's over if you've been cucked by a 14 year old boy just LOL at you.
We all need to visit Gandy

(The_Snoiper)
Inceltears: "People start having sex at 18!!!!"
What a bunch of cucks

(MetalWebhead95)
I remember a night when I was watching porn/jerking off and I thought I had heard someone coming up the stairs.. anyway, it was until the next day at work, my brother straight up told me he brought a chick home from school and they fucked. He didn't expect my expression to go down and into a negative look, but.. it is what it is. Good for him, fuck my life.

(HothOurYou)
Was she hot or a land whale?

(MetalWebhead95)
Very hot, unfortunately for my brother that's all she was. She dumped him and made him feel like shit. I don't know if he'll ever come to terms or realize that women are shit. Sure, he got pussy that I'll never be able to get, but goddamn, sometimes I feel like maybe I'm lucky that I didn't get fucked over by a woman like that. Women are sociopathic cuntbags, I swear.

(HothOurYou)
All whores are the same. I wonder if life would be simpler if I was born in the Neanderthal days. I'd love to hunt all day and come home to a loving wife who cooks and fucks me.

(commander_zoidberg)
I had to listen to my sister bring this cunt home and fuck him in the next room. I couldn't believe it. Its why i went to a hooker.
Cut down on the porn bro. It will cause you issues with your wiener if you ever want to fuck a hooker.

(stancel1fe)
Did you bro hit it doe with his little 3inch pre-pubescent dicK?

(HothOurYou)
I don't know. I'm afraid to ask. I'm sure she at least sucked his dick.

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