God is apparent IN the universe. For example, Jesus is the Lamb of God and the Lion of Judiah. So by understanding the nature of Lions and Lambs that can help you to understand God.
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There are two problems with what JohnR7 just said: one, his statement for the most part supports monism, which is mostly rejected by mainstream Christian theology. Two, I think the guy just called God a vicious idiot, which is not something that you want to say of beings more powerful than you.
Okay, studying Lions and Lambs shows that, given the opportunity, lions will kill and eat lambs. And this proves God how?
Well... let's see... lambs are dumb and eat grass. Lions are ruthless hunters, and the females do all the work getting food while the males are still dominant and get to eat first.
So, god is half-lion and half-lamb? So does he try to eat himself? Can he take sef-communion? Is it called, "Communabalism"? I understand less then ever, thanks John.
But, but... Jesus is also the shepherd, is he not? So he's lamb, lion, and shepherd. In other words, he protects himself from himself, or what?
Ah! This is better. A reliably originally nutsoid fundie.
*reaches into the way-back machine*
Lamb sees grass, Lamb eats grass.
I know which one I'd rather be forced to sodomize...
Oh and isn't it Judeah and adapted from the Roman Judah, and isn't the other alternative Judea?
Hmmmmm, that explains omniprescence...
Mary had a little God,
Albino Jesus!
@ xplicit_UK
And this is the same guy who condemns himself to death, kills himself and asks himself "Why am I forsaking me?"?
@ Julian
Mmmm, lamb, extra rare, with fava beans.Slerpslerpslerrppp
Well, as the saying goes, 'The Lion shall lie down with the Lamb, but the Lamb isn't going to get much sleep'.
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