I can prove that Jesus is God. Jesus is God because Jesus is exactly what I mean when I say "God." Hence, Jesus is God.
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You can't "proove" something by using your personal opinion. "Proof" constitutes demonstratable, repeatable, observable, empirical evidence.
No, that just means that Jesus is your own personal "god", or, in other words, part of your philosophical guidance that you call Christianity.
Unbelievable. Just when we think we have their brand of "logic" pegged...
"I can prove that Jesus is God. Jesus is God because Jesus is exactly what I mean when I say "God." Hence, Jesus is God."
That is a very convenient system as now everything is always exactly as I want it to be. All I have to do is think it and that makes it true. The Empire State building is 3 stories tall, my dogs all have 6 legs, my mother has risen from the dead and I, of course, am God.
Jesus is exactly what I mean when I say "God."
Has there ever been a time when something that you really wanted did not come to pass? This is because the world, unfortunately, does not always work the way we want it to. Try it out, wish for a million dollars to appear in a suitcase beside your computer right now. Nothing happened? OK so there's the flaw in your argument. Got it?
Well, too bad we found his body, and his family's bodies too. Wich of course the Coptics and Gnostics said, so unless you're one of those to, you're not Christian anymore.
I find it very, very interesting that she uses the name of a Celtic Goddess. Ceridwen is exactly who a Celt meant when they said "Goddess," therefore, she is deliberately claiming to be a Goddess, which is blasphemy.
Yeah, that logic doesn't work.
I can prove that FSTDT is the Internet (the WHOLE Internet). When people ask me what I'm doing, and I'm on FSTDT, I say "I'm on the Internet", using "the Internet" to mean FSTDT. Therefore, FSTDT is the Internet.
I can prove that I'm God. I'm God because I am exactly what I mean when I say "God". Hence, I'm God.
Makes as much sense as yours.
My brain hurts...
God is God because you think he's God?
Some "proof" you've got going there. And if I mean "a lump of mouldy old cheese" when I say God, that makes him a lump of.....?
You are an idiot, by which I mean you are an idiot.
I can prove that Clarence Clemons is God. Clarence Clemons is God because Clarence Clemons is exactly what I mean when I say "God." Hence, Clarence Clemons is God.
This is one of those theological arguments that fail because you can replace "God" or "Jesus" with any other entity and it makes the same amount of sense.
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