It's time to start offending those arse-apertures as a matter of principle. Screw civility. Go out of the way to piss them off. Find out what's important to the loons and attack, mock and ridicule it at every opportunity. The less politically correct we can be, the better.
Resurrect the stereotypes. Bring back slavery. Wipe out the redskins. Cram the fruitloops back into their closet and lock the door. Women should be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. Round up the liberals and send them to a desert island where they can feel each other's pain. Blow up abortuaries. Exterminate atheists
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By all means claim this loudly. Don't forget to mention you are a REAL Republican, and that anyone who disagrees with you is a 'librul'.
This'll be an even funnier reflection on the right-wing then Ann Coulter!
Got to be a Poe. But it's hard to say, really, because some fundies do think this way. If he's not a Poe, he should be fed to the lions.
Actually, I'm more amused than offended by your illiterate little rant.
If you aren't a Poe, then you should move to Nigeria or Sudan immediately. They do all of the things you're advocating in your second paragraph. So move there NOW. You'll love it. Just mind the scorpions.
It's DoctorDoom, a shining beacon of stupidity for the intellectually-devoid cesspool that is Free Conservatives.
You know, doc, if I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.
Dear DD is going to find himself alone, surrounded by a lot of angry blacks, natives, women and Democrats.
"attack, mock, and ridicule" what I hold most dear?
Well, good luck making fun of rational thinking. I don't see how that'll help your agenda, but go ahead.
And DoctorDoom vaults to the head of the line on my "Scary Fundy" list.
But enough, mindless threats on an internet board are meaningless. If this fool really truly believes what he pouts, he'll go to the papers and have his call for action printed and broadcast across North America.
Then he might find out just how few supporters he really has.
I've been intrigued by Doctor Doom for some time. if he / she / it is a poe, then they are the most persistent poe in the universe.
The thing that baffles me is the quality of the spelling and grammar (according to Wiktionary, 'abortuary' is a real word, albeit slang).
It's either a lifetime poe, or a real world Hannibal Lector. Probably the latter.
EDIT: It's just occurred to me - it's a character in Viz comic, like 'Major Misunderstanding', and 'Terry Fuckwit'!
"It's time to start offending those arse-apertures as a matter of principle. Screw civility. Go out of the way to piss them off. Find out what's important to the loons and attack, mock and ridicule it at every opportunity. The less politically correct we can be, the better."
You finally realised what we do here.
Wow...and WE'RE the "arse apertures"? Fuck YOU, asshole, in your "aperture".
Rev: Will you loan me one? The only gun I have is rusty and unusable.
@ Mick
Strange I had a distinct impresseion that Dr. Doom was Ann Coulter.
Come to think of it, she seems fairly quiet nowadays.
... No. I don't care what the context is, no one seriously uses the phrase "barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen."
Poe.
*edit* Wait- you mean this guy is known to be genuine.
Oh, fuck. Just when I thought I'd lost all faith in the human race, this guy comes along and shows me that yes, I still had some left.
Yeah right, you guys go and fight the good fight against the foe, but old Dr. Doom has an old football injury, an infected eye, a hernia, flatfeet, and chickenhawk syndrome so he'll just have to cheer you on from Mom and Dad's basement. He'll be there in spirit though guys.
I'd love to see DD, Anne Coulter, Alan Keyes, George Will, Michael Savage and Rush Limbaugh locked up in a room with a camera for a week. My guess is that after a day they'd all have staked out a section of the room to be alone in. After two days, they'd have formed "factions". On day three we could send in Alan Colmes for some sustenance. By day four half would be dead, the other half laughing about how stupid the first half were. By the end of it all, Anne Coulter would be alone whimpering curled in a ball in a corner.
/Don't know where that came from, but DD just brings out the creativeness in me.
I don't think he's serious. He's just saying that as an example of unpolitical correctness.
Either way, this isn't Poe. He's been quoted tons of times in the past and is a regular FSTDT basher.
It's time to start offending those arse-apertures as a matter of principle. Screw civility.
Screw civility? You 'tards have been fucking civility up the ass, without lube, for at least eight years now. Why the fuck would anyone be worried in the slightest bit about your belated battle-cry?
Go out of the way to piss them off. Find out what's important to the loons and attack, mock and ridicule it at every opportunity. The less politically correct we can be, the better.
Good. Gooooooood. Give up even the pretension of being a serious voice. Go full-retard and save us the trouble of trying weed you out before you ruin any more honest, productive political discussions by trolling them.
At first I thought this was Poe. Then I realized it wasn't.
If there's any justifiable excuse for murder, this guy's it.
You do realize that you are very badly outnumbered, right, DD? Your only friends are Freepers, and there just aren't enough of them if you plan on fighting the rest of the entire country.
Oh, Doctor Doom. You never cease to amuse me. I'd be willing to bet ten dollars he's an adult bedwetter who lives in a trailer with his mommy, fat ass sitting on a computer all day long with his Confederate flag and D&D posters hanging on the wall behind his desk. I'd also be willing to bet money on the fact that Doc Doom has never had the gonads to act in any manner he describes on Freecers to anyone's face.
Doctor Doom indeed! You sound EXACTLY like an evil, manical villian to me!
"MUAHAHAAA! EXTERMINATE THE ATHEISTS, THE GAYS AND ANYONE WHO STANDS AGAINST US, PUT THE MEN IN SHACKLES AND LET US CONQUER THIS WORLD!"
I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart!
Where!?
Down in my heart!
Seriously, this has got to be a poe.
Does anyone else think he's just trolling...? Did you see his user name? I, Mr. Fantastic, strike back at you sir, BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Haha, I love that! Ass-apertures. I need to use that some time, it's pretty good. Anyway, that first bit sounds like it'll really produce results! Knock yourselves out, guys, you've already got that angle covered! And the second half is really too inhuman to discuss. How any person can actually think bigoted drivel like this ecapes me. I can't think of strong enough adjectives. they just don't work here.
I have nothing against being barefoot in the kitchen; I'm quite warm-hearted (I seldom freeze), I like cooking, and my husband likes my cooking. (He also likes my ability to read and understand manuals, and to assemble IKEA furniture.)
What I lack is the pregnancy. When is your God planning on making me pregnant? I'm forty years old, your God better hurry up or it will be physically too late.
I'm certainly no Liberal, I'm a Socialist.
KILL ALL NATIVE AMERICANS JUST TO OFFEND LIBERALS?
Dude, that might just be worse then Hitler.
I hope there's a Darwin Award w/ this fuckwit's name on it.
Doctor Doom and his ilk never seem to stop to notice that right-wing heterosexual white male Christians are a pretty small minority of the population. And for his plans, even that crowd wouldn't be specific enough -- and right-wing heterosexual-supremacist white-supremacist male-supremacist Christian-supremacists are an even smaller minority.
I am DOOM, typing from my mighty homeland of Latveria. I see the pretender in my midsts. Know that any who harbor such ill will are unwelcome in my land.
If I don't have standards, how am I different from the rest of the rabble like this pretender?
You know. It's funny, not a few days i was commenting on how a rightwing crazy seemed to believe that Liberals are saturday morning cartoon villains with no other motives than to do evil.
Then this post goes back to the top of the pile, written by a right wing crazy acting like a saturday morning cartoon villain with no other motive than to do evil.
... You're a satanist, right?
The modern conservative Fundianity that DoctorDoom apparently follows does seem to have a lot more in common with the more selfish uber-Randian aspects of LaVey Satanism than it does any religion of peace, hope and love, doesn't it?
(emphasis added):
"arse -apertures"
Oh, shiting hell. Not just Casshiterides, but DuckturdDumb is British?! That cunt-for-brains is polluting my country?! Bollocks & chips, please don't say it's so?!
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"Exterminate atheists"
...on the other hand though, I can lord over him, in a hyper-smug & superior way, the fact that his beloved Conservative government is only there because of the alliance with the Liberal Democrats, led by Nick Clegg. Who is an Atheist.
Stick that in your Tory arse-aperture and lick it out DuckturdDumb, you poofy homo right-wing ringpiece-rimmer.
Well, some decades ago, there was a country where nearly exactly this agenda was implemented.
The populace was cast into slavery. Intellectuals were shot, even just wearing glasses meant death sentence. Women were forced to make as much babies as possible.
The leader was: Pol Pot
The country was: Cambodia
It's interesting to note that the extreme right-wing fundies misuse the horrors of cambodia in an attempt to discredit atheism. In reality, the situation in Pol Pots Cambodia was quite similiar to what the extreme right would implement, should these weirdos seize power.
"The less politically correct we can be, the better. "
And that's why you have hardly any success in politics, unless you live in some redneck state, where you guys unfortunately sometimes are abundant. I won't even comment the rest of the drivel other than : common conservative froathing.
Either this guy is a massive idiot or he is the most elaborate, brilliant, and outright genius troll in all of history.
Sadly, it's probably the former.
@ Anon-e-moose
While I wish that this idiot were in a different country, I'm gonna have to claim "american" on DD.
Like in so many other ways, we use English differently. In the states, "ass" is the rude word, while "arse" is what British people on TV say to get around the censors.
All you Brits have to worry about is that Maid of Albion chick.
Feel that Christian Love!
"That which you do to the least of my people, you do unto me." "Love thy neighbor as yourself."
Or... "Fuck everyone who's not exactly like me."
I don't remember that verse being in the Bible, though... but I haven't read it from cover to cover; it's too damn boring.
Of course, DoctorDoom is in fact trying to pave the way for the God he REALLY worships:
DD: "Injun blood for the Blood God! Atheist skulls for the skull throne!!"
Racist? Check.
Homophobic? Check.
Misogynist? Check.
It's the Trifecta of Bigotry.
Also:
> Blow up abortuaries [sic]. Exterminate atheists
Terrorist? Check.
And yet you guys are constantly complaining about Muslims.
"Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye." - Jesus (Matthew 7:5)
EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-- well jeez. It's no fun for me when you actually say it.
Anyway, go ahead and try it. Write to your representatives. Shout this as loud as you can, then see how few people side with you.
Either this guy is taking the piss, or is batshit insane. Either way, keep him far, far away from me.
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