I think a friend of mine said it best. If this country was full of real men, all those damned child killing houses would be torn down with pickax and sledge hammer. Not a brick left upon one another.
[Talking about abortion providers]
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(John)
"If this country was full of real men, there wouldn't be any unwanted pregnancies."
My thoughts exactly . Damn, you beat me to it.
If this country was full of real men and women, then people would not be freezing and starving to death while megachurches go up on every corner. If this country was full of real men and women, thousands of kids wouldn't be languishing in the foster-care system, hoping that someone will adopt them while Quiverfull movement families have 19 biological rugrats. If this country was full of real men and women, then we would have done something to stop the genocide in Darfur and the Gaza strip. If this country was full of real men and women, then everyone would be able to get the medicine they need despite the so-called moral objections of pharmacists. If this country was full of real men and women, public schools wouldn't suck.
Now shut the fuck up and GTFO my country.
Except that you would be hard pressed to find an establishment that only performs abortions. They almost always give prenatal care to pregnant women, who often bring their children with them to the waiting room. OBGYN offices are awlways full of little kiddes. They're also full of women just going for an exam, or to pick up birth control. So, to tear down a "dammed child killing house" you're going to kill a lot of youngins, pregnant ladies, and women going in for routine appoinments. Way to kill the most fragile members of society, Real Man.
If your country were full of Real Men, you'd die out in a couple decades. Wich, I must admit, would make many very happy.
Because every public building and company would offer condoms, for free, to their patrons and employees.
fundies would bleed to death from all the vein popping... all in all, life would be better
Real Men don't need the safety net you call God.
Real Men don't beat women and feel threatened by their success.
Real Men don't hit little children either.
Real Men will do anything and everything to protect their wives and children.
Real Men will not leave their girlfriends after knocking them up.
Real Men will share the responsibility of taking care of a child.
Real Men share the responsibility of preventing unwanted pregnancies.
All in all, fundies fail.
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