You could come from the point of view that the rainbow belongs to Christians, and we should redeem it, taking it back from those who stole it.
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damn those atheist bastards, REFRACTION IS CHRISTIAN PROPERTY, WE COPYRIGHTED IT, JUST ASK THE POPE, OR BETTER YET, JESUS!!!
p.s. we also want reflection back too
Scientifically speaking, none of you invented it.
Speaking of, when are we reclaiming the swastika?
Stop that! The rainbow's mine! Oh, and that cloud's mine, and that cloud, and that rainstorm, and the rain coming from it, oh, and that lightning bolt that just flashed...
You could come from that point of view, yes. But it would be utterly, totally, fucking stupid if you did.
Do rainbows really exist in the first place? It's just a light phenomenon.
You can't steal a rainbow any more than you can steal a shadow or the Northern Light.
I'd say that it's the current users that have redeemed it.
"I will never kill all life again, using water" - God
"Everyone is special, everyone is included" - the Pride movement
Yup, the second is by far the nicest use.
“You could come from the point of view that the rainbow belongs to Christians,”
The covenant between humanity and god belongs to a tight-assed subset of humanity? How do you figure?
Seriously, what goes through your mind to think that you or your peers own a light effect?
“and we should redeem it,”
Ah. You just want to see a rainbow and think of mass slaughter of every living thing on Earth except for a very few. Not anal sex. I mean, that’s all you guys think about, that gays exist and there’s sex in the poop place.
You don’t need to redeem the rainbow, you need to cleanse your fucking brain.
“taking it back from those who stole it.”
Oh, get over yourself. Maybe some therapy? To see a rainbow and NOT lose your shit about ass-sex? Think about Leprechauns, or the rainbow bridge?
Confused?
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