You are the one mentaly ill. You are just jeolus because I am Gods child. If you die and if your name isnt in the Book Of Life. You well go to Hell. My names in the Book Of Life. Is yours?
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God's child? LW is Jesus?
Who could've guessed that the second coming of Christ would take the form of an untalented, illiterate halfwit who fantasizes about cartoon sex?
Does a "get out of jail free" card from Monopoly actually work if I get arrested?
And yes, I'm in the "book."
Right next to your momma's name. 'Cause I can, that's why!
My names in the Book Of Life. Is yours?
You know this how?
And god knows you by which name, LoneWolf? King Kaka? Others?
...HEY!! Don't you have a "Christian" name?
Questions:
Jeolus: Where does he appear in the Bible?
Gods: I note the plural. How many of these Gods do you worship? Who would have thought it - a polytheist!
So your name's (note the use of the apostrophe) in the Book of Life. How do you know? Did you sign in? Where is this Book kept? Who is the librarian who guards it? The Tooth Fairy? Santa Claus? Puff the Magic Dragon?
"My names in the Book Of Life. Is yours?"
No, I guess not. But it is in a series of short stories aimed at improving your sex life with the aid of your right hand. Does that count?
You are the one mentaly[sic] ill. You are just jeolus[sic] because I am Gods[sic] child. If you die and if your name isnt[sic] in the Book Of Life. You well[sic] go to Hell. My names[sic] in the Book Of Life. Is yours?
Your grammar makes me [sic]!
In the end, God will show you the Book of Life, and your name was crossed out long ago.
"God, why have you done this to me?" you will cry.
God will reply, "Well, I wanted to spare you, but you just wouldn't stop babbling."
Question LW, if the book of life is real, then logically (don't fall asleep) the book of the dead must exist. Since you're adament that heaven and hell are actual places, could I not be 'the monkey that would be king', descend into hell like Orpheus and tear my name out of the book of the dead?
Then I wouldn't be able to die.
According to most Christian theologians, no human can know for certain whether another is "saved." LoneWolf seems to be mighty over-confident that he's been "chosen."
Or maybe on one of his drug trips he thought he saw a book labeled "Book of Life" with his name in it. It could go either way really.
Journeyer: There's a Hell in Michigan, too. ^^
If you knew anything about your own mythology, then of course I am in the book of life. The question you should be asking is am I well graded.
(Fact is, if this idiot's god exists and follows the book, I am fucked). :-)
1. If you insist on writing in English, please be kind enough to do it RIGHT.
2. Your name is not there. Probably just a typo. Or a mistake with the whiteout.
3. Stop writing until you can be COHERENT!
Nope, my name isnt in there, and if it is I want it out. I dont want to go to heaven with all of you fundy pricks, I dont want an eternal afterlife, I dont want to worship your fucked up god or his son, my tongue isnt going to wag and my knees arent going to bend unless there is some pink taco in front of me.
I want nothingness when Im dead.. TRUE PEACE!
It is not the Book of Life that you should be concerned with, but the Book of Death.
One rock monkey erased his name and all the names in his entire tribe from that book now they are effectively immortal.
PS: The monkey is also indestructible and has no age deterioration.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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