Jodibusch #sexist reddit.com

Goals for September:

My Attny BF and I just got back together after bad breakup. He set me straight on what he expects and I told him what I wanted and - well now I'm here. Let's just say this, he's all that and a bag of chips (and well I'm in love) I really need to get my s*** together before I lose this amazing man. I do mean amazing. In every sense of the word. I need to get back to my best self.

Lose 5% bodyfat - He is taking me on a cruise in Oct. I have to be looking fit and fabulous. As in no cellulite, absolutely exquisite. I'm 5'4" 124lbs. My BF is a bodybuilder. As you can imagine he wants me to look great beside him. I have an autoimmune disorder which attacks my joints and muscles, but he's right, he has a ton of issues too, I have no excuse. I need to shape up.
Find nanny for my son for Oct trip.
Find a perfect meal to serve BF on Monday night as an apology/thank you for loving me and taking me back (I cannot tell you how amazing this man is).
Cut alcohol consumption down to 1-2 glasses 3 x a week (I've been drinking too much, not working out, and basically crying over Bad Breakup I'm amazed BF is back).
Find fabulous sundresses and learn how to be deeply happy with myself.

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