[Perhaps it is most unfortunate that the Catholic Church canonized the NT as it currently is. I think it a major blunder to put in stuff about miracles.]
Whatever. You're an atheist, so don't worry about the canon.
[I can worry about whatever I want to worry about.]
You're an atheist, right? If so, then what do you care what the bible says or what was canonized or what wasn't? Don't you get it? As an atheist, you are completely removed from the Kingdom of God. As an atheist, your opinion of the Bible is completely out of place.
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This is a more succinct version of his response to practically every post on his blog. It doesn't matter what you say to him, if you sound like an atheist, you are deemed to have no grounds for criticism or opinion on religious matters. He is an illogical, raving madman who tries to hide that fact as best as he can...(Hint: not very well).
Then the fundiedicks will say the mainstream Christians can't express their opinions. Then they'll fight each other over opinions.
Then their religion is destroyed. Which Eddie will be perfectly miserable about. Since he won't have anyone to look down on.
It is our business when a ridiculously large portion of the population use it as their only guide to ethics, morality, history and science. Yes, we very much care what your cannon says.
How 'bout this:
"As a fundie, you are completely removed from reality. Your opinion of life, the universe, and everything is completely out of place."
We care because you try to force it on us. Therefore, we need some good reasons to say no by looking to your own holy book. There's the saying, "know thine enemy." So if you want to argue against the Bible, you've got to know it.
By this severely retarded primate's reasoning, shouldn't he not try to interpret or make statements on evolution? He doesn't believe in it, so what does it matter to him? Whatever, you're a creationist, stay away from science.
Christian hypocrisy makes me all stabby.
I would hope for an anti-rapture, in which Cthulhu would play a guitar solo from his dead city in R'lyeh, which would cause every Born-Again Christian to pull his or her head out of his or her ass.
No, not when you like to try to force your religion down everyones' throats. Examples: 'Intelligent Design' & Creation Science (oxymorons), trying sneak prayer back into schools, claiming the US is a christian nation. Only Dick Cheney can get away with repeating a lie over and over and pretend it's the truth.
I would very much like to be removed from the Kingdom of God. The trouble is, you fuckers keep thrusting it at me. I care what the Bible says because it's my only weapon against you, impervious to reason as you are.
fergus
You're an atheist, right? If so, then what do you care what the bible says or what was canonized or what wasn't? Don't you get it? As an atheist, you are completely removed from the Kingdom of God. As an atheist, your opinion of the Bible is completely out of place.
That's almost a perfect fundie tantrum :)
"Whatever. You're an atheist, so don't worry about the canon."
I wouldn't worry about it, but you fundies always seem to be pointing your canon at me.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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