Hang in there Santa, Obama the False Prophet cannot Win, he shall not Win the War on Christmas! All of this Pharma-culture, all of this GMO Monsanto nightmare...all of those profitable exploits, they all sell the Future, which is the Child, which is the Light! Bless this Child that Love carried him home through the Mantle of St. Nick, that of Elijah himself! Praise the Lord his Soul to Keep for a Mighty Millstone comes, and the Beast and the False Prophet shall be cast into eternal Hell for what they have done to the Child, the only Hope for Man-kind, for we are but men! Santa will do his time and all the World will rejoice and Give each other Gifts! A-Men?
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Heh, maybe it`s me being raised in the bleak and grey world of post soviet Poland but we never had any delusions about Santa over here. From the moment you can remember it`s made clear it`s your family gifting you your stuff at least it`s how people my age had it. Still He`s never been a big part of our christmas culture, for better or worse but we`re the kind of folks who much rather enjoy social drinking and a feast than lots of fat gifts under the tree. For our kids it was a present enough if we could have a glass of beverage with the adults before they shooshed us to bed.
There is no War on Christmas, dearie. It's all in your head.
Is there any point hidden deep in this post...? It sounds like delusional gibberish.
Does this fuckwit honestly believe Obama is standing over WhoVille, antlers on his dog and all, planning to steal all the gifts and trees and even the Roast Beast, and Jesus will give him what for?
How does modern pharmacology sell the future? It buys the future, and very expensively too, but I'm told there's no better present than a future...
@Kuyohasi: You know, I don't remember the part in that story where the Grinch gets beaten up by Jesus. Maybe it's in Ron's unauthorized edition?
Ask some of your ultra Christian friends about the "War on Christmas", because they invented it out of whole cloth. And I don't know how to break it to you, Ron, but you don't have to run against Obama any longer. You'll have to find a new hobby.
Try yogic flying.
There is no "war on Christmas". You're just pissed that you have to share with Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Yule, Saturnalia and a whole other host of mid-Winter festivals. If you want a Christmas that is all about Christ's birth and nothing else, celebrate it in spring.
You're about 1500 years too late with this "war on Christmas" nonsense. Christmas was taken over by pagan rituals that never really died out in the first place but merely won by long, slow attrition. Want to sing carols? Have a decorated holiday tree? Light a Yule log? Kiss under the mistletoe? Get presents from gift-giving mythical beings? Deck your halls with boughs of holly? Drink spiked eggnog? Then I woould advise you to thank the many pagans who made it all possible. And shut the fuck up about this "war" that you lost centuries ago.
"Mrs Haskell, it's about your son,, No not Eddie, he's just an asshole, it's about Ron,, yeah the Retarded one."
Everywhere I look I see Christmas trees, Christmas lights, and Christmas decorations. We've received several religious-themed Christmas cards in the mail. I don't think anyone's getting anywhere close to banning Christmas.
And I have to LOL at the idea that once Trump takes office we don't have to worry about Monsanto or any other corporation exploiting things for profit. Because Saint Trump is going to put an end to all that.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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