Because there is no other God's but the God of Heaven and Jesus Christ, His Son. Ok, answer this: When you pray MagnaGei, do you get a answer from your god(s)? I do when I pray to my God in the name of Jesus.
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Really? Your god answers prayers? Then why are there still wars, murders, hate, bigotry, racism, natural disasters, poverty, orphans, and other such things that are horrible? Or do christians just not pray for those, instead praying that they can get that $120,000 house. Or that new sports car. Either god doesn't really answer prayer, or christians are greedy, praying for lustful things, and god is bitch enough to fulfill it. Either way, your god sucks ass.
"Because there is no other God's but the God of Heaven and Jesus Christ, His Son."
Aside from the fact that every other religion thinks that of their god/gods, way to use your grammar and punctuation, fucktard.
"Ok, answer this: When you pray MagnaGei, do you get a answer from your god(s)? I do when I pray to my God in the name of Jesus."
This is why you need to take your medicine like the nurse tells you to.
Can you please film yourself when you get an answer from your God?
Oh, and please explain why you haven't asked him to end the almost worldwide drought and shortage of drinking water? Even up here in the Nordic countries, the water levels are getting lower than ever.
“Because there is no other God's”
Jesus. There ARE no other GODS, doofus.
“ but the God of Heaven and Jesus Christ,”
Sure, sure. The monotheist version of the triple goddess…
“Ok, answer this: When you pray MagnaGei, do you get a answer from your god(s)?”
Yep. Usually it’s ‘Reply hazy, try again.’ but sometimes i get
‘Ask again later.’ or ‘Better not tell you now.’ Rarely ‘Cannot predict now.’
“I do when I pray to my God in the name of Jesus.”
Well, sure. But do you ever get information you don’t already have?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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