If a day is as a 1000 years to God, he concluded that a divine year, is 365 1/4 x 1,000 or 365,250 of our own years. Thus the time between the beginning of creation and the creation of man is 42,000 x 365,250 which equals 15.34 billion years! Pretty amazing HUH! And to think a bunch of dumb Jews had it figured out a long time ago.
Scientists have measured the age of the universe and have concluded that the relationship between time near the beginning of the Big Bang and time today, is one million million. As the universe expands, time and its relationship to it would increase, right? If you viewed the six days of creation in the transmitting of time as we see today, the first day, would have been 8 billion years long. The second 24hr day period, would be experienced by us as 4 billion years. The 3rd as 2 billion. The 4th as 1 billion. The 5th as a 1/2 billion. The 6th as a of a 1/4 billion. So adding 8 + 4 + 2 + 1 + 1/2 + 1/4 equals 15 3/4 billion years! Pretty much the same as cosmologists agree.
There's also a NASA/ scientist/ evolutionist connection here. Humm, I wonder where they got that number from! Well as the story goes, NASA was researching the age of the universe when one scientist recalled that some ancient Hebrew writings might have a clue. This is the document they used to confirm there own anomolies in there research, which then dated the age of the universe to some 13 billion years, after that they dated the age to 15 billion years.
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Right. And when Norse mythology says humans were drops of sweat from a giant's armpit, it really means we're the product of evolution out of a giant, smelly primordial soup.
I also take the story about how a giant snake has curled itself around the world to keep the water in to be a metaphor of gravity.
Wow, to think a bunch of silly pagans understood all this! It's downright amazing! I'm turning to the Norse mytholo... er, Norse religion right away!
This is the document they used to confirm there own anomolies in there research, which then dated the age of the universe to some 13 billion years, after that they dated the age to 15 billion years. I want whatever you're smoking.
If a day is as a 1000 years to God
IF a frog had a tail, he wouldn't bump his ass when he landed. The keyword in both of these is "if". This whole post is speculation, and doesn't prove a thing.
Pretty amazing HUH!
Not really. Anyone can spout off a bunch of numbers. In fact, this seems to be something of a major hobby among people of a particular mindset. But none of it means anything without something substantial to back it up. All you have is your little old "if".
Err ... someone needs to throw his calculator out of the window.
42,000*365=15,330,000
That is million. As in 1000*1000. Doppleganger is missing three zeroes.
What is this 42,000 he is talking anyway?! I am confused.
We all know fundies and math don't mix, this post is an excellent example.
1. The age of the universe is estimated to be 13.7 billion yrs not 15.3
2. Where did the 42,000 you used come from. Oh I know picked it out of your ass as a way to turn 365,250 into 15.3 billion.
3. Speaking of pulling crap out of your ass, cite for us where "scientists have concluded that the relationship between time near the bieginning of the Big Bang and time today is one million million.
4. Astronomy and biology are two seperate fields of study, explain the NASA/scientist/evolution connection.
5. Provide proof NASA is consulting ancient Hebrew writings.
6. Hell provide proof these mysterious ancient Hebrew writings exist.
7. Simply put you are a loon. You are so wrapped up in believing in your mythology that you will bend over backwards to twist reality to your world view.
Didn't the 42,000 number come from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe"? Boy, Doug Adams, NASA, and ancient Jews, now there's an interesting trinity!
According to Bishop Ussher, the world was created in 4004 BC, which is 6,011 years ago, or 2.2 million days ago. So if a day is as 1,000 years, then to God, 2.2 billion years have elapsed.
Well as the story goes , NASA was researching the age of the universe ...
Huh? What story? The one he just made up, like the 42,000?
Except it's Hubble's Constant and the age of the oldest known stars which date the age of the Universe to 15 billion years.
However, neither of these methods are particularly accurate: more accurate was the Fourier analysis of the cosmic microwave background, which yields an age of 13.7+/-0.1 billion years for the age of the Universe.
@John
Well as the story goes, NASA was researching the age of the universe ...
Huh? What story? The one he just made up, like the 42,000?
Same as the one where NASA found a missing day in the past...
"This is the document they used to confirm there own anomolies in there research, which then dated the age of the universe to some 13 billion years, after that they dated the age to 15 billion years."
Your entire post is an anomalie.
To anyone wondering, this is where the 42,000 came from...
Nechunya ben HaKanah a Hebrew commentator on Genesis wrote more than 2000 years ago that the 42 lettered name of God had within it the answer to the age of the universe. His successor, Rabbi Yitzhak deMin Acco insisted that the 42 lettered name of God alluded to the 42,000 divine years which transpired between the beginning of creation and that of man.
But it still makes my head hurt!
And if I make one number up, say, 541.
And another number up, say, 1,466.
Then I add them together:
541 + 466 = 2007
Ah we're all doomed. Run for the hills for the end is nigh......
You got it backwards. "a 1000 years to God" is a "day". Ergo, 1 humanday = 1000 godyears.
1 godyear = 86.4 humanseconds.
So the age of the universe is
42,000 * 86.4 = 3,628,800 humanseconds = 42 humandays.
Omigod! The universe is only 42 days old! Who knew?
Yeah..umm..huh? What is this "time between the beginning of creation and man" variable? Did you pull that one out of your ass. I was going to say; "Hey, thats pretty neat." even though its bullshit numerology, sometimes numerology does some pretty neat tricks with numbers.
P.S. - perhaps you should learn somthing about dopler effect, relativity, spectronomy, and cosmic expansion if you want to know the REAL way the universe age was revealed.
"NASA was researching the age of the universe when one scientist recalled that some ancient Hebrew writings might have a clue"
BullFuckinShit!
Only you fundies take the book in any literal concept, stop trying to legitimize ancient fables as history or knowledge. Nothing in the most basics of physics is foreknowledge from the Bible, If it was Newton would have made a connection.
And to think a bunch of dumb Jews had it figured out a long time ago.
If the bible is the inspired word of God, why did they have to figure out anything?
“If a day is as a 1000 years to God, he concluded that a divine year”
A day is as a 1000 years to god AND a thousand years is as a day. The statement means that time is meaningless to God. So a divine year could be a million Earth years or ten earth seconds, depending on God’s needs. calculations are bullshit.
Confused?
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