[Discussing his victimisation by virtually every single gay person ever]
One of their more recent stunts was to get together on a gay website to hatch a plan to destroy my marriage. Actually, they started their plan on one of the Transgendered websites. Since the Transgendered people are so angry, I suppose they are technically classified as “gay,” too.
The first step of their plan to destroy my marriage was to concoct a false story that I once committed adultery. For the record, I have never cheated on my wife. I did, however, attempt to cheat on my wife one time. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get past Ms. Coulter’s bodyguard.
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Yeah, I seriously hate it when the gays try to destroy my marriage too. All I did was type in "hot+gay+sex" in Google, and I was confronted by all these websites promoting the homosexual agenda. Now, my wife thinks I'm gay, but I was trying to research my study on "Global Warming and its Effects on Happy, Healthy Sexual Relationships".
"I did, however, attempt to cheat on my wife one time. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get past Ms. Coulter’s bodyguard?"
Ms Coulter, eh? The very thought makes me want to puke... but then, once you're a braindead morontheist, whatcha gotta lose anyway?
The worst part of the article was the ad for Dick DeVos running, unsucessfully I hope, for governor of Michigan, plastered all around it. The article itself was merely a disgusting anti- transsexual diatribe.
@TDR
I'm saying this is a joke.
I honestly have no idea what to make of this. I think he's joking, but then again, his jokes may just be a little icing on a totally fundie cake.
Ahahahahahaha, so obviously sarcastic. But so funny!
But, Mikey, Jesus said that lusting in your heart was the same as having committed adultery. Those terrible transgendered people were just upholding Jesus' word. Curious, huh? Kind of makes them better Christians than you.
I did, however, attempt to cheat on my wife one time. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get past Ms. Coulter’s bodyguard
"I did, however, attempt to cheat on my wife one time. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get past Ms. Coulter’s bodyguard."
Cap't Slack: this is Doctor Professor Mike Adams PhD (as seen at W'oC). He should be by momentarily to correct the lack of titles...
I ain't gay, but I'd rather bend over for Bubba than even THINK about PsychoSkank in a sexual way.
That last part must be Poe. Gross.
Excuse me a minute...
* takes out notebook *
"If caught in adulterous situation, claim it is a plot by transexuals to ruin marriage."
...okay. Now you are sure this excuse will work Mike? Cause I sure don't want to lose my balls over the half-baked, wild imaginings of a reality-divoced whackjob!
One of their more recent stunts was to get together on a gay website to hatch a plan to destroy my marriage.
I would like a link, because I think you're full of shit.
Actually, they started their plan on one of the Transgendered websites. Since the Transgendered people are so angry, I suppose they are technically classified as “gay,” too.
Huh? I can't make sense of that.
The first step of their plan to destroy my marriage was to concoct a false story that I once committed adultery. For the record, I have never cheated on my wife. I did, however, attempt to cheat on my wife one time. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get past Ms. Coulter’s bodyguard
What the fuck is that?
/For the record, I have never cheated on my wife. I did, however, attempt to cheat on my wife one time./
Wait...what?
Come on, guys! Not just Poe, but satire. Funny satire, too!
I could accept it as a way over the top consiracy theorist gay-basher, untill he got to the bit about trying to fuck Ann Coulter. That's just too fundie for the fundies.
You are aware that gay used to mean happy, right?
Why are you important enough to gay people for them to try to sabotage your marriage?
Wait. Did he just attempt to lighten the mood set by his vitriolic homo- and transphobia by cracking a rape joke??
Fuck you sideways, Mike S. Adams, and pray that you never try that to my face.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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