Shortly after Rahm become mayor of Chicago, a 26-foot statue of a sleazy whore named Marilyn Monroe was erected downtown for tourists to lust upon. This stature is symbolic of the prevalence of sin in Chicago. It's not mere coincidence that the biggest cities are becoming the most immoral. It's always been that way. Even in the days of Abraham and Lot, it was the cities where people congregated that sin was at its worst. The most wicked places in America are its big cities; namely, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, San Francisco, Boston, Houston, Miami. I couldn't believe that Miami, Florida is now 74% Hispanic and hardly anyone can speak English. They're all illegal immigrants!
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FFS, it's just a statue. This is the same kind of fundie sexual repression which led John Ashcroft to cover the Spirit of Justice statue with a curtain. If you're getting turned on by a statue, you've got serious mental problems. Even for David J. Stewart.
And is Davey calling all Hispanic people wicked? I've seen openly racist comments from him before, so it wouldn't surprise me.
Wait... how did we get from "Marilyn Monroe is a whore for Chicagoans to lust after" to "Miami is full of Cubans"?
And how the hell is my Houston less wicked than Boston?!? We tried so hard to make the top 5...
Fuck you, pedo. Marilyn is still an icon, even after she's been dead for 53 years. She's left her mark on history, whereas you'll just leave a small stain, if that.
And as annoying as many of the NYC tourists are, I like being with commuting distance of the Big Apple. Excellent food, the Met, Times Square & more used bookstores than you can shake a stick at!
New Orleans, you forgot New Orleans. I assure you, you should have included New Orleans. As for the spanish language comment, I think you mean Hialeah. It's a western suburb of Miami but it's own incorporated city. Including Hialeah and the general hispanic population would still not equal 74% I believe. The P.A. announcements in the WalMart there are in spanish, and if you see a business sign in english, take a picture. Having said that, so what? The overwhelming majority in Hialeah are spanish speaking U.S. citizens.
The spectre of doom stalks him everywhere, even into the most populous places. The cities offer no respite from the gibbering loon that is Dave. The insane shivering wreck that is David cries out to the world, "Hate me, as I hate myself", let there be an end to this unwholesome babble lest I find myself bound in rubber walls in a citadel of madness where my bones will surely crumble, unloved and despised by the angels and all humanity.
Shortly after Rahm become mayor of Chicago, a 26-foot statue of a sleazy whore named Marilyn Monroe....
....IT'S D.J. STUPID....AAAA-GAIN! Now he's complaining about a movie thespian that died over 50-years ago. He needs to find a new schtick.
@Azereaux
Because Houston is in TEXAS, man! That's "GAWD'S COUNTRY!".
Meanwhile, in Monroe , Ohio:
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Is the fact that, according to BBC News, Reuters.com etc there are no reports of any similar 'natural disasters' befalling said statue in Chicago, mere coincidence , Davey-boy?
The irony is exquisite , is it not?! [/2nd Commandment] >:D
@Kanna
"And how do you distinguish legal immigrants from illegal immigrants, David?"
And this coming from someone who'll never be allowed back to the US, if there's any justice in the world. Thus your self -imposed exile where , David J. Paedo...? ! [/Irony II]
I couldn't believe that Miami, Florida is now 74% Hispanic and hardly anyone can speak English. They're all illegal immigrants!
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we just found Trump's running mate.
@SpukiKitty
I suppose... guess this just means someone really needs to go down to Montrose and crack the whip. Which they can buy a nice selection of just down the street from... well, almost anywhere, really.
Jedi temples, that poor Satanic Church those assholes were picketing in an earlier post, more sex shops than you can shake a dildo at, some lovely Mosques and varied other temples (Love the Hare Krishna temple over on 34th!), deep fried everything, Gunspoint.... Come on! What do we have to do?
Nutcases that got the HERO law, 45 traffic, and Michael Savage aside, I love this town :)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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