Saying that you have never sinned is just plain arrogant. Here is a small portion of things that will get you into hell.
Reasons include:
Pot Smoking I've never smokes so much as tobacco in my life. You FAIL.
Cigarette Smoking See above. You FAIL II.
Alcohol Drinking 'Take a little wine for thy stomach's sake'. The Miracle at Cana ring any bells? You FAIL III.
Guitar Playing No mention of 'Thou shalt not crank out hot licks on a Fender Stratocaster/Gibson Les Paul/Flying V/Explorer' in the Bible. You FAIL IV.
Having a Tattoo image
Obey one, gotta obey them all. [/"Pokemon"] You FAIL V.
Showing Cleavage I'm a man. I bet you have manboobs, Trinity. You FAIL VI.
Showing Bellybuttons I'm a man. I don't wear crop-tops. You FAIL VII.
Girls Showing Their Knees Nope. No mention of 'Thou shalt not display thy patellae' in the Ten Commandments. You FAIL VIII.
Girls Showing Their Elbows See above. You FAIL IX.
Girls Wearing Tight Pants Jesus wore a dress. You FAIL X.
Girls Wearing Miniskirts See above. You FAIL XI.
Being Blonde Jesus was a Caucasian, amirite? You FAIL XII.
Being Fat Jesus feeding the 5000. You FAIL XIII.
Cursing Jesus cursed a fig tree for not fruiting out of season. You FAIL XIV.
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage Lot had sex with his daughters. You FAIL XV.
Holding Hands before Marriage Nope, no mention of 'Thou shalt not have pre-marital holding of hands' in the Ten Commandments. You FAIL XVI.
Groping Breast before Marriage See above. You FAIL XVII.
Having Premarital Sex God (via the 'Holy Ghost' banged that underage bit of briffit Mary. You FAIL XVIII.
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex No mention of 'Thou shalt not have buttsex' in the Ten Commandments. You FAIL XIX.
Having Oral Sex 'What goes into man's mouth, does not defile a man; what comes out of a man's mouth, this defiles a man' - Jesus. You FAIL XX.
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest) 'Shiny, shiny mirror' Pot & Kettle' ring any bells, Trinity? You FAIL XXI.
Being Selfish Isn't shellfish an abomination in Leviticus? You FAIL XXII.
Playing Sports 'Jesus kick me through the goalposts of life'. You FAIL XXIII.
Women Working Three Words: Rosie the Riveter'. You FAIL XXIV.
Watching BET ('BET'? Never heard of it. You FAIL XXIV.)
Watching MTV (UK's "Dirty Sanchez" kicks "Jackass"'s ass any time. Jealous? You FAIL XXV.)
Watching VH1 (Don't know, don't care. You FAIL XXVI)
Watching TNT (See above. You FAIL XXVII.)
Associating With Hollywood Nope, don't have any dealings with Hollywood. I'm a computer engineer here in the UK. You FAIL XXVIII.
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll Gangsta (C)rap. Techno-techno-techno-notice. One word: Stryper. I weep. Elvis is God. You FAIL XXIX.
Believing in Evolution Jealous that you lot FAILed, re. Kitzmiller vs. Dover? You FAIL XXX.
Being Catholic I'm an Atheist. You FAIL XXXI.
Being Jewish "
Being Buddhist "
Being Methodist "
Being Protestant "
Being Mormon "
Being Muslim "
Being Hindu "
Being Agnostic "
Being Atheist So? You FAIL (whatever)
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin) If not for one woman in particular, you wouldn't exist, Trinity You FAIL...!
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity (That college system doesn't exist here in the UK. You FAIL...!
Owning a Pet You leave teh kittehs alone. Ceiling Cat is watching you FAIL for the nth time.
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future
As we're Atheists, we don't acknowledge the existence of a 'God'. Thus any & all 'laws' he lays down similarly don't exist. Ergo, it's impossible for we Atheists to be 'sinners'. QED. Besides...:
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Thus, Trinity...:
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...oh, and further proof that you FAIL? Clicking on the quote link, it says...:
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...oh, did I mention, Trinity, that you FAIL?
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