After the flood, most of the dinosaurs were either killed by man or died off on their own, so for the next 4,000 years, dinosaurs were rare.
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Huh?
I know that many of the fundies claim that dinosaurs were on the ark. Why do they claim they were on the ark ? Why not claim they were killed by the flood, which would fit in with their logic quite well ?
So, how exactly did Noah fit a T-Rex on a boat? Especially of the size mentioned in the Bible? And how did he do it without getting eaten?
PROJECT SUPERINTENDENT: Goddamnit, God, you didn't have the green light to complete the biosphere! Don't you remember yesterday's briefing? Satan was supposed to rejig the archaeosphere, and he needs a clear foundation! Now you've managed to screw up My 5-day plan...good work, fuckwit!
PROJECT SUPERINTENDENT: Goddamnit, God, you didn't have the green light to complete the biosphere! Don't you remember yesterday's briefing? Satan was supposed to rejig the archaeosphere, and he needs a clear foundation! Now you've managed to screw up My 5-day plan...good work, fuckwit!
Gib wrote:
The Bible says that representatives of every species were on the Ark, so since fundies think dinosaurs were alive in Noah's day, they also think they had to be on the Ark with all the other species.
I want to know why an omniscient, omnibenevolent, omnipresent, and above all omnipotent God allows Satan to traipse around unfettered deceiving people.
So, did they exist, yes no?, was the evidence of their existance satanic?, non-contradiction award?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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