@Troll[I]ed4Life
Anger is a deadly sin. You can never justify behaving the way you did, as you can never justify your behaviour here in FSTDT for all these years. Is your BS here the behaviour of a 'righteous, saved' Christian? No. Therefore - despite your claim to be 'Saved (which you're not, otherwise you'd leave and never return) - the only one who'll be cooked alive will be YOU.
...and because of your past behaviour - which was out of context; 'Buddha is a piece of shit!' and all that jazz - therefore that YouTube clip is very much in context every time you show your vile Paulian face here again. And it'll be YOUR fault.
"Sorry, but I know the author of the Bible. :) His name is God."
Question: did this non-existent 'God' of yours put pen to paper/fingers to keyboard, proofread (lol, 'Omniscience'), then send the manuscript/Word documents to the printworks, then have bound & dispatched to the vendors the tome entitled "The Bible" with the words 'Written by God' on them? A yes or No answer will suffice, and nothing else allowed (and avoiding the question will count as a 'No').
Because if your answer is the only one possible, then the old philosophical question 'Did God create man, or did Man create God?' will finally be answered.
...oh, and your 'God' being the 'author of the Bible'? [citation Seriously Fucking needed]
"Do you know him?"
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Someone actually has to exist to know them personally. And isn't yours not a 'religion', but a 'personal relationship with God', hmmmmmmm...?! [/hyper-paradox]
The psychological delusion called 'Faith' not allowed.
Could poof a universe, world & all the animal life on such with barely a thought, but couldn't do exactly the same with the first humans?! (A 'God' who limits his omnipotence is no 'God, ergo he doesn't exist. Prove me wrong. Now), and can't do something as ultra-easy as actually existing - as we mere mortals can - to be able to do a Morgan Freeman in "Bruce Almighty"?
Sorry, but I'm afraid I can't answer that question. Because I'm too sane to allow the mental handicap called Schizophrenia to exist in my superior Atheist mind; delusions not allowed. After all: a rainbow doesn't actually physically exist, but at least it can be seen. If that one example alone completely destroys the concept of the 'Spiritual'/'Supernatural', then no wonder hardly anyone in the West (and the numbers of you 'True Christains is dropping here) 'believes'. And you cannot spell the word Believe without the word LIE.
Can you prove to the satisfaction of we Atheists - with hard solid empirical peer reviewed evidence - the existence of the 'Soul'? Yes or No? After all, you fundies claim it MUST exist, for there to be an 'Afterlife' and therefore a 'Heaven' & 'Hell' (again, empirical peer reviewed evidence required to back up your claims). Ergo, the onus, the burden of Proof (1 Thessalonians 5:21 [KJV]: 'Prove all things'; no 'interpretation' or 'context' allowed. It means what it says: prove everything you fundies claim, using the Scientific Method - with empirical peer reviewed evidence, and to OUR satisfaction) is on you. 'Yes' or 'No' only allowed. Because if your answer is the only one possible II, then you'll have admitted that your 'God'/'Afterlife'/'Heaven'/Hell DOESN'T exist. Prove we Atheists wrong. NOW.
"I wasn't joking about a child being "cooked alive."
But as you've said before, you'd enjoy - gleefully, and you haven't got the right to deny it, neither - watching people 'being eternally arseraped by demons in Hell' (and you don't have the right to claim you never said 'Rape', otherwise why the anal obsession, when those on CARM Forums proved you wrong doctrinally, re. Daniel?), so it should be no stretch for you & your 'God of unconditional Love' to eternally cook alive a child in Hell; an infinite punishmewnt for the finite crime of 'Not Believing'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-suvkwNYSQo
Then you subhuman fundies wonder why nobody 'believes'? Frankly, Stephen Fry is superior to God. J'accuse!
@Canadiest
"Don't know if His4Life is actually doing this but his track record of (personally knowing an Omnipotent God) arrogance would suggest such an insincere response."
Certainly the most mendacious. After all:
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74017&Page=3#1171580
@His4Life
"I can't believe the blasphemy of the title of htis post. Unbelieveable and disgusting. Enjoy having a demon's finger up your butt for eternity, bitch"
@Distind (for it is he)
"@His4Life
Actually it's accurate, God and Joseph, both fathers to him."
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74017&Page=3#1171749
@His4Life
"That wasn't from me. Someone is hijacking my name. But it isn't too far from the truth, and you are a bitch."
@Distind
As a note,
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74017&Page=3#1171580
and
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74017&Page=3#1171749
Come from the same computer.
So I'm not quite sure what he's on about this time."
The only possible way she can prove her so-called 'sincerity' (particularly 'Ok I'm done. I can't do this anymore. If you want to continue in your negativity towards God, that's your choice. I'll pray for you and I forgive you. May God bless your day.'; with emph-ass-is on 'Ok I'm done. I can't do this anymore.'), then the only possible way she'll be able to prove it is never appearing in FSTDT again. Ever.
Because as proved above with our Admin exposing your worse-than Insincerity: Mendacity (and a certain 9th Commandment says that you'll be cooked alive. Prove us wrong. Now), we Atheists have extremely long memories (and a Search facility in FSTDT's server's longer memory); frankly, that YouTube clip which we now have as a weapon against you is the least of your problems. Remember: if you dare infect this board again, you're gonna be 'Cooked Alive': Eternally; because of your J-boy saying to Mary Magdalene - after forgiving her - 'Go and sin no more', thus you HAVE to be utterly pure & righteous (and so-called 'OSAS' won't save you, neither!) to be going upwards. Your own 'beliefs' say that, I didn't! [/Jonathan Edwards, 'OSAS']
That's two weapons we can now use against you. So you CAN'T show yourself here again. EVER. Your own 'God' says that Lying is a Sin, and the likes of you aren't allowed to behave in an unrighteous way - in word, action & thought [/Big Brother], despite 'OSAS'. You know the infinite punishment for finite crimes is, as meted out by your 'God of unconditional Love' is, do you not...?! >:D [/Stephen Fry]
I've already given my blood-pump to Jayzarse - then did a Jonathan Edwards (and your 'God' now approves of we 'Disobedient' Atheists/LGBT people via Romans 11:30-32; also Romans 13:1-5), so that's us all sorted out, re. that 'Afterlife' - in 'Heaven' you 'believe' in; no 'Belief' required for we Atheists/LGBT people/non-fundie Theists. OSAS. Ain't your own 'doctrine', coupled with we Atheists knowing more about your own 'beliefs' than you do a real ironic pisser, eh...?!
Oh, and isn't this just sooooo 'sincere' of her:
"I'll pray for you and I forgive you. May God bless your day."
Especially when she'd said here:
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=81077&Page=5#1286713
"I frankly have no interest in "changing your beliefs" or convincing you of the reality of God, heaven or hell.
...and that was four years ago. So what was all your BS about between 2011 and now? If [/Spartan Laconic Wit] as you claim here:
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=105570&Page=3#1750469
@His4Life
"I am not a troll."
'I'm interested in engaging in interesting debate and discussion', you say? Well, you've got a strange way of conducting a debate & discussion, then. Or another insincere lie. That's the only thing factual about you, never mind this fiction bullshit about your 'God', so what's the point in 'Prayer', if there's absolutely no empirical peer reviewed evidence that it works?!
Remember:
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Nothing FAILS like prayer. The very fact you've wasted several years in frankly 'having no interest in "changing our beliefs"' with not one single FSTDTer converting to your way of thinking proves that.
But we have the proof - the weapons - of your LIES (also of your RL behaviour. And of your Hitler-like Nazi bigotry). Don't forget that, Amnesiac4Life.