Atheists wouldn't exist without Theists.
("Umm... yea, because the label would be useless. Wow, that was the shallowest deep thought i've ever had.")
Get used to it, your just starting to think again.
Try this, if God doesn't exist...why do Atheists come to Christian's you tube sites, and argue about him?
That would be like me going to a kids house, and telling him Santa was dead, and he isnt going to get any presents for Christmas because no one loves him.
I mean, what kind of motivation directs that?
If God doesnt exist, why piss on the sheep?
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"Try this, if God doesn't exist...why do Atheists come to Christian's you tube sites, and argue about him?
That would be like me going to a kids house, and telling him Santa was dead, and he isnt going to get any presents for Christmas because no one loves him."
Yes, it's exactly like that except our motivation is to help you get over your delusion and join the real world.
'If God doesnt exist, why piss on the sheep?'
Fuck everything. It's xmas. The above is the name of my new band.
if supporters of santa were forcing their warped definition of good (beating your kids) and bad (wanting to be married to the person you love) on the poor kids, and scaring their kids out of thinking with the threat of no presents, then explaining to them that santa doesn't exist and their parents are idiots might be a good idea...
"If God doesnt exist, why piss on the sheep?"
Because the sheep want to force everyone else to be sheep just like them.
If God doesnt exist, why piss on the sheep?
Because the damn sheep is shitting all over my floor, eating my furniture and try to push me into the basement boiler.
why do Atheists come to Christian's you tube sites, and argue about him
Because we care about you and want you to stop living in a lie.
"Get used to it, your just starting to think again."
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Try this, if God doesn't exist...why do Atheists come to Christian's you tube sites, and argue about him?
God doesn't exist, but his rabid fanboys do.
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@ Headache #877986
You have just won the internets.
Try this, if God doesn't exist...why do Atheists come to Christian's you tube sites, and argue about him?
Because fundamentalists keep trying to get the government to help them push their religious beliefs on everyone else. Shut up, keep your beliefs to yourself and your family, and mind your own business about the Bible, abortion, homosexuality, birth control, school prayer, gay marriage, creationism, stem cell research and posting the Ten Commandments on public property and atheists will shut up, too.
As long as you keep trying to interfere with other peoples' lives with your religious beliefs, you're going to piss those people off. Just STFU.
Because the sheep happen to have a "if it doesn't follow the herd, kill it" mentality. You sheep have oppressed and killed millions for your false shepard, and in doing so have shat all over my freedom, that's why I piss on you.
I'm a life-long atheist. My parents elected to withhold religious education until I was old enough to make reasoned decisions. As a result, I never believed a word of it. Not. One. Word.
That being said, I have never bothered to visit a "Christian's YouTube site" because, it would be futile.
Now, attempts to make religious values into secular laws is another story. But, when one confuses what is "God's" and what is "Caesar's" one has ventured outside the religion and, therefore, is no longer protected by my policy of not attacking private religious beliefs.
Keep your crap in your heart, or church, and we'll get along fine. Start using your insanity to fuck up the real world I live in? I won't even try to be polite or understanding.
"Try this, if God doesn't exist...why do Atheists come to Christian's you tube sites, and argue about him? "
If God doesnt exist, why piss on the sheep?
That would be like me going to a kids house, and telling him Santa was dead, and he isnt going to get any presents for Christmas because no one loves him.
No, this would be like going up to a kid in an open, public place, while that kid loudly tells passers by that they're fools for not believing in Santa, and telling him Santa was dead and he isn't going to get any presents for Christmas because no one loves him. And serve the obnoxious little bastard right.
"If God doesnt exist, why piss on the sheep?"
Because the sheep put fundies in charge of the country for 30 years and see what the result was.
If God doesnt exist, why piss on the sheep?
Because if you people are not stood up to, you would destroy our civilisation. You would have most of us living in the 9th Century! Don't believe me? Look at Saudi Arabia.
No, the word "atheist" would not exist without the word "theist". Without theists, atheists would just call themselves something else, probably "normal people"
"Try this, if God doesn't exist...why do Atheists come to Christian's you tube sites, and argue about him?"
I flatout refuse to believe there are people incapable of figuring this out for themselves and have never had this question answered before.
If God doesnt exist, why piss on the sheep?
Because the sheep do a whole lot of fucking damage to society and individuals every day? Plus it's entertaining.
"Atheists wouldn't exist without Theists"
Well goddamn, stop the fucking presses. I'm convinced.
"Try this, if God doesn't exist...why do Atheists come to Christian's you tube sites, and argue about him?"
And you don't see the irony in the fact that the opposite is true, too? Christians go to non-thiest websites and start preaching all the time. Does this mean that god doesn't exist?
"If God doesnt exist, why piss on the sheep?"
Becuause god likes yellow sheep, duh.
That would actually be like telling a kid that it's not Santa who delivers all those presents every year, but rather it's his parents who have worked hard and long to deliver all of this material joy to him, so he should stop believing in some imaginary friend and realize that there are real, hardworking people who deserve credit for the wonderful things that happen every day.
why piss on the sheep?
.....what?
That would be like me going to a kids house, and telling him Santa was dead, and he isnt going to get any presents for Christmas because no one loves him.
Actually that's a pretty good analogy. The fundies act just like 5-year-olds being told Santa doesn't exist
"...why piss on the sheep?"
Uh-oh. Suddenly, that yellow wool sweater I got for Christmas is not so attractive any more.
@Efrain: "Because it's cheaper than yellow dye!"
Urine doesn't dye wool, it stains it. Unless you've been drinking Guinness the night before.
And on the flipside, if you KNOW God exists and the Babble is real, then why get all riled up about Atheism?? Aren't you strong enough in your faith to not care what other people think of your Gawd? Or do you just want to see everyone else as miserable as you are??
The Stupid is strong with this one.
Atheists exist right at birth, knuckle-dragger. You don't have "theism" until it's taught to you. Fact: religion and god-belief are learned behaviors.
"if God doesn't exist...why do Atheists come to Christian's you tube sites, and argue about him?"
If that's your convincing proof of god's existence then please take yourself out of the gene pool right now. Maybe they go there because people like to debate? Maybe because you're so stupid you invite it? And it's not "like" your analogy at all. Goddamn you fuckers are so stupid you deserve the hell you've created for youreslf.
We're arguing with YOU about your childish beliefs. We're not arguing with God because YOU ARE NOT GOD nor do you KNOW a God.
2000 year old rewritten fairy tales have no true bearing on reality. You're living in a fantasy of world history
I guess Harry Potter and What's-his-name, that glittering vampire, exist too, then. People "argue" about them quite a lot too.
Arguing with Christians on a YouTube site is hardly as insensitive as telling kids that no-one loves them. Whatever that has to do with the existence or non-existence of Santa and God?
Why piss on the sheep, even if God does exist?
Opposites kind of define each other. There is no light with out dark, no life without death.
Why do republicans go on liberal sites and argue with democrats? Why does anyone argue with anyone?
First, it's fun as hell. Second, maybe something will get through the ignorance and close-mindedness.
@ BreshiBaraElohim
It's kind of...pathetic."
We're making fun of fundies here. It's kind of...amusing.
Because the sheep are a bunch of dickheads that think they should force all the other farm animals to be sheep, spend inordinate amounts of time bleating about how if we don't become sheep, we'll go to an eternal slaughterhouse, try to get the farmers to treat all the other animals like sheep, and mock / judge all the animals that aren't sheep.
We piss on the sheep because fuck the sheep and their shepherd.
But if everyone around you worshiped Santa, there was a building on every street corner to worship him in, there were thousands of books written about how wonderful he was and his followers kept trying to impose laws supposedly based on his wishes. Then you might have a valid comparison.
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