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December 1972 was the last fake phony BS apollo moon fakery stunt by apes from earth, on earth.

Never again did the ape make a return for more moon romping and never again did the ape even plan to go back cause the apes are on the crazy planet of the apes full of BS.

No apollo BS fake and phony rocket to the moon ever happened other than on your tv set back then. Sure a rocket lifted off crazy planet of the apes but it just circled the crazy planet and sent radio signals with some pictures of the earth, back down to all the apes waving false flags and cheering for their favorite sport heros..

Apes should be making regular trips to the moon if they ever went but since they never went, they don't return to the moon cause it was all BS made for you to think some stupid shit apes walked on the moon.

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Sure a rocket lifted off crazy planet of the apes but it just circled the crazy planet

No, they didn't even launch the Saturn V rockets. It was just a big hologram designed from technology taken from the UFO at Area 51. Nobody's going to take your crazy seriously if you admit that even part of the "hoax" was real.

Apes should be making regular trips to the moon if they ever went but since they never went, they don't return to the moon

Or maybe, just maybe, they actually did go and after they found that the moon is just a lifeless dust ball and the fact that people soon grew bored with the moon missions (probably since one of the main purposes of the missions was to beat the Russians there and rub it in their faces), the government decided that the billions of dollars spent on those missions could be better spent elsewhere.

“December 1972 was the last fake phony BS apollo moon fakery stunt by apes from earth, on earth.”

So, wait, ‘fake’ is unreal.
‘Phony’ is unreal.
So a ‘fake phony’ would be an unreal unreal, or ‘real.’
‘Fake Phony BS’ brings us back to ‘unreal.’
‘Fake phony BS fakery’ ends with us back at ‘real.’

“stunt by apes from earth”
Guessing you reject evolution along with space travel and grammar, huh? Think NASA is pushing Evolutionary Theory along with heliocentricity?

“Apes should be making regular trips to the moon if they ever went”
How do you figure?
Do you think Sir Hillary didn’t climb Everest since he never climbed it again?
I’ve made one trip to London, never went back. Does that make Longon unreal, or my trip, since i’m not going regularly?
Weird.

"all BS made for you to think some stupid shit apes walked on the moon.”
Well, that’s certainly a compelling pile of evidence you offer.
And it’s also logically consistent, so nicely presented.

Everyone knows those were all Mars sound stages.

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