We're looking at America's future. The southern states and the left coast go Mexican while the northern states and east coast go mooslim. Along the way a three way civil war breaks out between beaners, towelheads, and negros. White folks move to Canada's western provinces and sit by the TV with large bowls of popcorn to enjoy the results.
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lol, @Jon.
Also, "go mooslim" sounds like it should be an ad campaign for low-fat milk.
Also, choke on your popcorn, chuck.
I don't think we're interpreting 'Mooslim' correctly, I thought he meant Muslims, but then I wondered why Muslims in general would be fighting in a civil war in America and I realized he clearly meant the forces of Sarah Palin.
"White folks move to Canada's western provinces and sit by the TV with large bowls of popcorn to enjoy the results."
You sound like a spoilt, bratty, teenage vandal.
In any case, Canada Is very liberal in many cases. You wouldn't go down well there.
No, the northern left coast goes Asian. So really it's a four-way civil war, with beaners, towelheads, negroes and sandal-wearing goldfish tenders.
Except that Canada has same-sex marriage and abortions, a population as diverse as the US, and a requirement for secondary languages-- French in the Eastern provinces, Mandarin, Ukraine, etc. the further West.
Fundies would hate it here.
Not all Americans are racist, homophobic, xenophobic pricks like them, I swear! God these Moonbattery and Tea Bagger assholes are like the Muslim Extremists that Fox likes talking about so much, they're the only groups of Americans that the rest of the world ever sees so despite being such a small portion of the population, they give the rest of us a bad name.
I would live in Canada if I could XP.
I should have known that this was from Moonbatshittery. Also, speaking as a person from Western Canada to you racist types: Stay the hell away from here, we already have to deal with enough bigots, xenophobes, and racists here as it is, we don't need more of you.
@Jon
Mind you, møøslim bites can be pretty nasty.
"White folks move to Canada's western provinces ..."
All right Canadians, best get busy on that fence.
A minor snag with the last part of this thread is that, the Canadian Western Provinces, according to the thread originator, have now gone Mexican, as they're connected to the "Left Coast" of the U.S...
Can I help you get packed and start moving up there now?
And if there would be a 3 way civil war, someone would have to win, so what makes you think they'd let you back in?
Epilogue: Canada throws out the fundies, who are shocked to discover that Mexicans, Muslims and Blacks have caused the United States to prosper, paid off the national debt, and found cures for Cancer and HIV.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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