The close quarters of the Columbia space shuttle was not an approriate place for women to share with men. 2/16/03
Was sex in space one of the experiments the columbia crew performed? If so, the ones who were married committed adultery in space and the rest committed formnication and perhaps homosexuality. If that is so then they got what they deserved. Should those who help corrupt and introduce human depravity into space be regarded as heros? 2/16/03
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What? You're a fucking moron. So you assume they had sex and then go off on a rant about how God likes to kill people who don't listen to him? Last time I checked, God was supposed to be forgiving, and that was part of the point of Christianity.
And how does sex automatically imply homosexuality?
That's very Christian of you- condemning science and space exploration to hell. Then, you must add a little "sex" twist to your rant to make it juicier and somehow, in your eyes, justified. Fuck you and your eternal hate god.
Oh, yeah, cos no unmarried pair of people of opposite sex have ever successfully cohabited in confined space on a mission which requires their utmost attention and professionalism without getting it on.
Life is not like a porn movie (whether or not this is actually a good thing is left as an exercise for the reader). People DON'T automatically make out whenever working together and sharing living quarters.
<falls into a fit of musing> Ahh, if only life was more like that, where I could work with hot babe astronauts on awesome scientific experiments that will further the human race, and have casual zero-g sex in our spare time...
"The close quarters of the Columbia space shuttle was not an approriate place for women to share with men. 2/16/03"
Those of us who have grown up, emotionally as well as physically, can work in small spaces without becoming sexually unglued. Sorry about you, though.
"Was sex in space one of the experiments the columbia crew performed?"
No, I'm sure it wasn't. If you have credible evidence that it was, you should present it. If not, you should shut the fuck up.
"If so, the ones who were married committed adultery in space and the rest committed formnication and perhaps homosexuality."
What you've got there is wild, unsupported, unjust speculation. You should go with that "shut the fuck up" option I pointed out for you.
"If that is so then they got what they deserved."
If, if, if... all you have is ifs and unjust, cruel judgements. The Xian love just overwhelms me.
"Should those who help corrupt and introduce human depravity into space be regarded as heros? 2/16/03 "
"Help corrupt" what?
You haven't shown that anyone "introduced human depravity into space." There's is plenty of depravity here on earth that you could do something about. Why not start there. Feed the straving, house the homeless, boycott dictatorships, protest racism, etc.. Or, are you just a do-nothing, armchair ethicist picking at non-existing problems because it's easier than useful action?
"Ahh, if only life was more like that, where I could work with hot babe astronauts on awesome scientific experiments that will further the human race, and have casual zero-g sex in our spare time... "
Sign me up!
""Was sex in space one of the experiments the columbia crew performed?"
No, I'm sure it wasn't. If you have credible evidence that it was, you should present it. If not, you should shut the fuck up."
Actually, there are rumors from sources in NASA that sex on the space shuttle happened many years ago(but still many years after its first launch).
My theory is god destroyed Columbia because there was a heathen on board(that Hindu woman) and a heathen Hindu waaayyy up in the sky was getting too close to heaven. If a heathen got into heaven there's no telling what chaos and confusion would follow. The fabric of reality would break down.
Girls + Boys = Orgy.
You damned heathens need to learn that.
Most of us have a little bit more self-control than that.
Hmmm, perhaps he's right. Nasa should have built the Spacship far bigger so that Women and Men had there own quarters, and issued chastity belts so that... NO! You are an idiot, you don't even get to be regarded as human!
anon: I haven't seen Octopussy, but I think you're thinking of Moonraker.
And this guy's theories are so useful and versatile! I bet he's done exhaustive research on mankind's space-sex initiative by watching the Late Late Show (Amazon Women on the Moon!) and each and every episode of Star Trek and its derivatives! U just no that Kerk's cabn has straps for if the gravetie shorts out in the middle of his latist xpermint!
So, you don´t know what they did in that space shuttle, or if they were behaving AS PROFESSIONALLY as anywhere else. Being a Christian has a lot to do with using imagination and blaming without knowledge?
What about all the other missions that turned out just fine?, be consistent, man. And same with homosexuality. If they had women on board, what´s the reason for that?
the shuttle was not THAT small. You only need two feet of seperation to avoid having accidental sex. (perhaps less for some men, you know who you are ;) )
Did God smite them because they were so close to him in heaven ? he is supposed to be all knowing, did he never notice the rampant sex that people have on earth ?
yes they should. why should human depravity be restricted to one planet ?
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