[You have the unmitigated audacity to call yourself Jesus4mankind? What? GLBT people aren't part of that mankind you proudly display in your moniker?]
Jesus and the Father are one, and both of them hate faggots and send them to hell as the Good Book says. You want to go to hell as you say? Fine with me. Yes my handle is jesus4mankind, I preach the Holy Bible straight! If you don't like it LUMP IT!
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"as the Good Book says."preach follow
Hate is a human emotion, usually prompted by frustration of one sort or another. If it's a human characteristic and God shares it, then God obviously is not perfect. Oh, and lest I forget, fork you!
@ POSW
Googled it, apparently it is an actual idiom that people use. I don't know what it means or what kind of people use it, though.
"Jesus and the Father are one, and both of them hate faggots"
"I preach the Holy Bible straight!"
revolt: Somewhere, a mental ward is missing one of its patients.
A mental ward? Hell no! There is a whole slew of mental institutions missing their patients and you can find the over at Retard Ready, YouTube, CARM and various other religious nutcase forums.
Jesus and the Father are one, and both of them hate faggots and send them to hell as the Good Book says.
The Good Book says no such thing. Leviticus says people engaging in gay sex should be put to death. It says the same thing about sassing your parents and working on the Sabbath. In fact, the OT has, according to Jewish scholars, about 600 prohibitions, including touching a woman during her period and eating clams. It doesn't mention hell. Fundamentalist Christians don't follow the Bible. First, they decide they don't like gays (or dancing or rock music or abortion or liberals). Then they cherry-pick the Bible looking for prohibitions against stuff they don't like. That way, they can pretend that God agrees with their bigotry.
Jesus never said anything about gays one way or the other. He said "love your neighbor as yourself". Fundamentalist Christians do no such thing. They hate everybody who isn't like them.
Paul, that hate-filled, sexually dysfunctional woman-hater, mentioned gays. But then he listed over twenty other offenses and said everybody does one or the other and all deserve hell but for the grace of God. If Jesus4mankind preaches the Holy Bible straight, he'd better re-read Romans 2.
First of all, I don't remember Jesus ever mentioning homosexuality. Maybe he did, I won't deny that. But what I do know is if Jesus was like you, half of the New Testament would be about homosexuality and abortion. Which it isn't. I really think Jesus would be appalled by you fundies. The whole point if being a Christian is to be Christ-like. You fundies are far from it. FAR from it.
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump
Or, more appropriately:
Lump lingered last in line for brains
revolt@##902639
Actually, the fact that American fundyism gained momentum when Ronnie Raygun emptied the mental institutions has always struck me as more than a coincidence. I miss the days when "hearing the voice of God" got one committed. And I'm quite certain that most fundies, also known as the GOP base, would benefit from modern psychoactive medications. I'm sick of god-plagued hayseeds dictating policy.
"like it, or lump it" is an idiom used commonly in the UK, meaning effectively "your stuck with it whether you like it or not".
I found this etymology:
lump (v.)
Headache: "A mental ward? Hell no! There is a whole slew of mental institutions missing their patients and you can find the over at Retard Ready, YouTube, CARM and various other religious nutcase forums."
Well, I was referring to this one person, not the entire fundie population, otherwise I would have worded it a bit differently. Hopefully this person doesn't belong to several mental wards, though I would not be surprised.
@ pete
OMYFLYINGSPAGHETTIMONSER YOU'RE RIGHT 111!!!1!!! It makes sense now, the crazies are no longer locked away.
You just made my day, thank you oh great pete.
BTW, where's your brother, Pete ? Hmmm... pete ?
(I liked that show, it was about the laziest parents ever.)
Actually, I know homosexuals who Jesus gets along with quite well. Though he does like to say (with his tongue in his cheek), "I hate those faggots"... But he always continues with "They look so good and girls like them, and I can't figure out what it is!"
Yeah, anyways. Jesus and I are real pals. He told me that God doesn't exist.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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