[Leave before you get banned. ]
Go head and banned me. I'd won't go to court on earth. But I'll see ya at the Final Judgement. If I don't make it to Heaven. I'll see you in Hell.
Plus you are doing me a favor.
[I don't believe in anything you're trying to say. But if hell does exist, and I see you there, I'll gladly kick the shit out of you for eternity. ]
You won't have time to kick me around cause our souls will be burning and we are trying to get out of Hell.
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"You won't have time to kick me around cause our souls will be burning and we are trying to get out of Hell."
Among many other things, LoneWolf doesn't appear to understand sarcasm.
"You won't have time to kick me around..."
Really? He won't have time? Isn't Hell supposed to be, I don't know, for eternity? Meaning forever and ever and then some? Seems to me he'd have nothing but time.
Someone needs to inform him of his fame here on FSTDT. He might even bring his ignorant stupidity over here. Oh, wait... we don't want that, do we?
Oh, and I won't try escaping from hell. Hell just seems like too much fun!
@vampirehummingbird and Android R
LoneWolf is well aware of his place in the FSTDT hall of fame. Several of his comments come from this very website.
Hell, we should give him his own archive. And maybe a cap or t-shit that reads "I am the Fundie King!" or something to that effect.
Okay, I stand corrected.
Can I help it if I'm a LoneWolf fan(not for the reasons he might think)?
@Mortok
Hell, we should give him his own archive. And maybe a cap or t-shit that reads "I am the Fundie King!" or something to that effect.
A T-shit? I like that.
Quote:
#705223
@Tina,
English is my second language and therefore my judgment is that LoneWolf has yet to have a first language. "
English is my 5th and I agree entirely. :-)
Yeah... because getting banninated on a forum website totally is the same as going to court for anything. WTF.
Also, I'll be in Recreational Sin Hell, so I'll have a lot of spare time on my hands. I didn't sin really big (I like and respect my parents, I don't even kill bugs, etc.), but I do listen to heavy metal and like the gay folks and love science, so I'll be headed to Recreational Sin Hell.
I wished there really was a LoneWolf1984 Says the Darndest Things, because there are so many hilarious, retarded, incoherent, and just plain weird quotes from this guy that has nothing to do with religion. Like this:
"WWE is right above cow pies."
("Ouch. That's low" )
LW1984: "Now you now what it feels for kiss Vince's behind.
That's just sick. MAN."
LOL! I'm not sure what that means, but LOL anyway!
@poiuy
LMAO. Now my turn:
Someone comments on one of his drawings:
lol funny
Thanks. I just only wish that I was go and other people.
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I meant to said that "I just only wish that I was a better artist like other Artist like Innera.
Yeah, that explains it so much better.
cool
Thanks.
ur welkum
Thanks.
your welcome
THANKS AGAIN. Have a good night sleep.
alright u too
Thanks.
[Go head and banned me. I'd won't go to court on earth. But I'll see ya at the Final Judgement.]
Careful, LoneWolf. That kind of "logic" can also be used to justify beating you mercilessly.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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