KEVIN: I agree! there may NOT be a 2016 election. I HOPR GOD calls his faithful HOME, very soon. ( before we CHRISTIANS have too much more suffering
KAREN: what have you suffered? When you are eight months pregnant and being sentenced to die or when you are beaten in the streets and imprisoned just for being a Christian then you will have suffered.Until then shut up and try acting like a christian.Romans 13: 1;3 says everyone must submit to governing authorities for all authorities come from God.So anyone who rebels against authority is rebelling against God and will be punished by God.
KEVIN: suffering the UNKOWN!, not knowing WHEN FEMA will be knocking on your door and taking you to a detetion camp for being a CHRISTIAN and refusing to TAKE THE SIGN OF THE BEAST. That unknowing is the suffering that I speak about.
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Wow. There's going to be a shitload of disappointed christian would- be martyrs after the next election...especially if a republican wins.
I would pity them, but Ithink I'll rather just laugh nastily instead.
A majority of Americans are Christians, silly.
What's FEMA and why would it be knocking on your particular door?
So, in your mind, the suffering that you imagine will happen to you "someday" is just as bad as the real suffering that people other people are experiencing, right?
And your god is pleased by your self-centeredness?
Karen knows what she's talking about. I like Karen.
As for Kevin, he can go jump in a fire because he has no idea what suffering is. Granted, I have never experienced true suffering either, but at least I have the common sense not to claim that I have.
I like how on that page they have a totally unrelated photo of police in riot gear standing ready, as if that was even remotely close to what happened with Operation American Spring. In reality, only about 100 people out of a supposed 30 million showed up, and they went ahead with their little protest which fizzled out once they realized their numbers weren't anywhere near their delusions of grandeur. Blaming FEMA for the disappointment is just yet another way to rationalize away the fact that they're on the fringe and people don't give a shit about them.
Waaahh! Imaginary sky-pixie and all kinds of other imaginary made-up creatures might hurt me! Waaaaahhh! There is an imaginary monster hiding in my closet that might hurt me! Waaaahhh!
Let's get your pacifier, little baby...
Damn, Karen. Regulating like a pro!
She's totally right, too! Christians aren't suffering for their religion in the US. And FEMA will likely not be rounding up Christians anytime soon.
That unknowing is the suffering that I speak about.
And silly me thought that not knowing when certain things are going to happen was one of the main aspects of Christianity, such as the "Second Coming".
Oops.
What the hell doesn't this fucker understand about "you will not know the day, you will not know the hour".
Even the zombie hippie is telling you that your doomsday predictions are shit.
"taking you to a detetion camp for being a CHRISTIAN"
When was the last time you were taken to a camp because you were a christian? When is the last time you wondered how secure your job was because your boss says he doesn't trust christians? When is the last time your in-laws asked your wife if you beat her because you're a christian? Has your child ever told you that a bunch of classmates told him they were going to tattle on him because he was a christian?
Atheists in this country face a hell of a lot more than you poor persecuted christians. But I don't know a single one of us that would be willing to stand up and say that we are worse off than, or even as bad off as, what that woman is facing.
And yet the next time a tornado blows your red state into matchsticks, you'll be the first one whining and bitching about how FEMA didn't appear at what used to be your front door with a hot meal and a warm blankie within a nanosecond after the wind stopped blowing.
And then even after they've fed, housed, and supported you through your crisis, you'll march right back to the polls and vote for the idiots who will defund them yet AGAIN.
Oh woe-is-me, I'ma being suffer'd from my own goddamned delusions!
Schizophrenia -it's a hell of a disorder.
I find it funny (in a sad kind of way) that Kevin’s imagined persecution isn’t even as bad as the real examples Karen mentioned
You fail at being pseudo-persecuted, Kevin!
"KEVIN: suffering the UNKOWN!"
I've never really thought of it that way, but Kevin may actually have a point. Since people like him have so many unknowns in their lives, knowing little as they do, they must spend an awful lot of their time in anxious uncertainty.I wish!I be DECEIVED? Will I lose my salvation at the last hurdle and join the DAMNED?!
Oh, that. Then let me calm your fears. Ain't ever gonna happen, there isn't even the slightest indication that it's ever gonna happen and your damn religion has made you a victim of unreasoned and highly unlikely fears to control you for their own agenda.
All you have to do is give up your ridiculous beliefs of persecution thats not occuring in any way and start living in the real world.
K? Feeling better now?
Typical, "RABBLE RABBLE if I don't get my way the sky will fall," bullshit.
Do you even know what FEMA is you dumb-asses?
@Swede
Trump won presidency and vote of conservative Christians. How ironic this one came true. Course Russia helped but still
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