There is a wiccan at my job...
She talks about doing astral projection and tarot card readings. I am praying for her, but I am afraid she may already be possessed by demons.
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"Death by Irony Overdose"-Award. If there ever as a contender, here it is!
I pray to Yahweh to bring us awards!
And you are, unfortunately, posessed by the Daemon of Idiocy. I'll have to perform an exorcism, immediately.
Oh, everything's demons for them. Jesus? Demon. Satan? Demon. Harry Potter? Demon. Antibiotics? Demon.
I spit on your stupidity.
Both of them must have answered help wanted ads that stated "No thinking required".
There is a fundie at my job...
She talks about the earth being created 6000 years ago and how Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs. I am concerned for her, but I am afraid she may already be possessed by stupidity.
-pb
If she's happy, what's YOUR problem?, and what's a demon, to begin with?. Can't you stop pestering people?
Astral projection versus rapturing...hmmm...
Tarot versus bible...hmmm...
Spells versus prayers...
If I interpret this correctly, the wiccan cast a spell on oneamanda2's demon of ignorant fear.
Astral Projection and tarot readings are bunk. Unlike praying and possession, they are actually interesting bunk. It's GOOD fantasy, at the very least.
I, of course, mean no offense to any Wiccans or other readers. I'm just being pragmatic.
We wiccans are cookoo some times - but usually harmless
Believe me when I tell you - none of us wiccans actually fly on a broom stick and I still have to see the witch actually able to turn a person into a frog! There seem to be more fundies than wiccans who believe in demons.
Most Wiccans I've met don't even believe in astral projection or tarot.
That is, she's just like you fundies, only harmless.
((Much respect to the mature, non-Ravenwolf-quoting Wiccans who may be about.))
HA I read the entire thread and it turns out the "Wiccan" was actually a Christian(she even wore a crucifix) and the girl just made assumptions based on the girls interest in astral projection and tarot. Because, apparently, ANYONE who reads tarot or astral projects MUST be Wiccan. They couldn't possibly be anything else.
No no, she just doesn't follow your religion oneamanda2.
But, for the sake of knowledge, what is a "demon"? Satan? Harry Potter? A Democrat? A homosexual person? A bisexuals person? A wiccan? A Buddhist priest?
"I am praying for her, but I am afraid she may already be possessed by demons."
Why would you pray for her to be possessed by demons?
agentCDE: Astral Projection and tarot readings are bunk.
I'm going to have to disagree with the second half of this. Tarot cards use easy to recognize symbols that, no matter which cards you look at, can relate to each other. Doing a tarot reading just forces you to analyze a situation from a different perspective. Doing a tarot reading and then saying "OH TEH NOES U R GUNNA DIE 2MORRO" is bunk.
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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