For the record....Jesus is 100% God, He was 100% human. (He's also 100% Holy Spirit...which you forgot to mention)
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You forgot that Jesus was also 100% black, 99% good, 95% dead, 94% suicidal, 90% socialist, 89% crazy, 73% hobo, 71% preacher, 69% drunk, 64% prophet, 62% revolutionary, 54% philosopher, 53% myth, 50% Christ, and a 100% reason to remember the name.
Note: the sources for these statistics have as much credibility as the concept of the Trinity itself. Little to none.
@ tracer: Blasphemy! Jesus is not limited by our mere human "mathematics"! Jesus is beyond the mortal myth of "addition"!
The Trinity
It's fucking confusing.
I didn't know that was how the trinity worked. In fact, I thought the only reason the trinity worked was because God was not human; he was divine. He came to earth in the form of Jesus, who was also divine.
None of that adds up; even for a fundie, you're a fool.
it would be wrong to tell you, in polite company, what this person must have been doing during math class.
He sounds a bit mixed up as you tell it.
It's a God, It's a Human, It's a Bird!
Actually, according to some stupid church council who discussed these very serious matters, I think you'd be a heretic Trinitarian; God is three Persons, but each of them is not the other two. The Son, one of the three Persons along with the Father and the Holy Spirit, is both fully human and fully divine, but he is not the Father and he's not the Holy Spirit.
Of course it doesn't make sense. It's religion.
Actually, the son is NOT the holy spirit. The doctrinaire description of the trinity is as follows:
1) The Father is God
Is there anything else about your religion I can explain for you CD?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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