[In response to Obama using executive orders]
[previous poster says, Executive Orders=Martial Law]
More like sharia law.
Lock & Load man, Lock & Load
[machine gun smiley]
Don't forget to rotate the barrel when your mass kickin' it
[machine gun smiley]
Obama you marxist gun banner. want to say hello to my little friend? [machine gun smiley
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Gun banner? There's absolutely no evidence at all that Obama wants to ban gun ownership. In fact, he fully respects the 2nd Amendment and considers gun control issues to be up to local governments for the most part, which is quite a rational approach. Unlike our fundy friends he seems to be able to view the world in more than binary black/white, good/bad terms.
This is the kind of hatefilled, bigoted, bloodlust we've come to expect from this group of rejects. I don't know if they were abused by their parents, or picked on in school, but they need to grow the fuck up.
"More like sharia law."
Ahahahahaha...because he's Muslim right? Ahahahahaha...it's funny because it's true! Ahaha-seriously, shut the hell up.
And these people have serious gun fetishes.
Whoever knowingly and willfully deposits for conveyance in the mail or for a delivery from any post office or by any letter carrier any letter, paper, writing, print, missive, or document containing any threat to take the life of, to kidnap, or to inflict bodily harm upon the President of the United States, the President-elect, the Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President of the United States, or the Vice President-elect, or knowingly and willfully otherwise makes any such threat against the President, President-elect, Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President, or Vice President-elect, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.
I think that the whole machine gun smiley can only lead to one quote:
"Oh my god, who touch Sasha?" "WHO TOUCH MY GUN?!"
Which, strangely enough, is the usual republican attitude to gun control.
Itf there is one thing Obama's election has proved to me, it is that fundies are even more stupid than I thought. Hey Searchin, you are a full fledged paranoid fruitloop. The government has millions of automatic weapons and people who know how to use them far better than you do. If they decide to take your (or my) weapons we can't do a whole lot to stop them and all your macho posturing ain't going to accomplish a damn thing(except maybe getting you hurt).
What the fuck is wrong with you morons?
Actually, this is the same for non-rapturds too, Americans have a sexual fetish fascination with guns, it's sickening!
Damn, all the RR lot are gonna be arrested under the terrism laws and we'll have a lot less people to laugh at:(
And when they are arrested they and their kind will use it as proof that they were right about Obama, even though the laws and powers that will land them in trouble were created by Bush.
If I were President, I would enact an amendment/subclause/whatever to the PATRIOT act that would enable me to make a list of dickheads and add people to it.
'Sorry, can't sell you this Desert Eagle, you've been listed as a dickhead under the PATRIOT act.'
'I can't offer you a loan because, apparently, you're a dickhead.'
And this from the guy who has this posted at the bottom of this post:
"Psalms 8:1 O LORD, our Lord, how excellent is thy name in all the earth! who hast set thy glory above the heavens."
"John 14:6 I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."
Yes, you sure are an a-1 xtian, as well as an a-1 a-hole. You are insinuating that you would like to transgress several of your beloved moral laws instituted by your gawd. Have fun in hell, sucka!
Remember folks, when they get shut down it will be because of their religion, not because they're seen as supporting terrorism and treason.
Oh and not all gun owners are crazy redneck pricks who sleep with their guns. I own guns but I sure as hell would like to see a tightening of the regulations especially on automatic weapons and handguns.
Damn it, the secret service needs to start monitoring Rapture Ready.
At least now those loons persecution complexes will come true, as they have wished.
Obama being only one person, I am assuming the machine gun is for some kind of massacre, probably of his party. Well, better that than martial law obviously, because armed forces killing the government always ends well.
Funny, MY Jesus says "Turn The Other Cheek" & "Love One Another", "Treat Others As You Wish To Be Treated" & charity, non-violence, peace-and-love & whatnot. PHARISSEE ALERT! PHARISSEE ALERT! WWWEEEOOOWWWEEEOOOWWWEEEOOO...YECCH!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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