[In the United Kingdom, certain Christian groups have united with Muslims in a last ditch attempt to stop an act becoming law - one which gives gays and lesbians the same rights people recieved over protection of thier religious beliefs 19 years ago.]
They should do this in the United States. I don't want to have to eat in a room with a bunch of gays.
[How bout Jews and blacks, would you eat with them, or would you run if they sided with the gays?]
I don't mind other races because they don't have secret conversion agendas like the gays do.
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Definatly projecting. I mean, how can you accuse a group as heterogenous as homosexuals of having an agenda, when at the same time there is a wegde document that clearly is an agenda for parts of the religious right?
Sweetheart, you pobably eat in restaurants where gay people are eating all the time---you don't know it because guess what? They are regular people and they aren't trying to convert ANYONE. Also, your waitstaff might be gay! Or, OH NOES! The chef! Just stay home with your paranoia, you ignorant twat,
They so do!
Just the other day a black guy tried to convince me to be black too.
He nearly got me too. I only realised what he was up to at the last minute and ran away.
And if you play Elton John songs backwards he's saying "be gay like me, be gaaayyyy"
You've gotta watch out for those secret conversion agendas.
How exactly would that work, converting someone to be black??
Anyway, the "secret conversion agenda" rears its ugle head once more...and yet, the parallel to evangalism never occurs to them...
I don't mind other races because they don't have secret conversion agendas like the gays do
Even if gays had "secret conversion agendas", why would that matter to SweetAngeline - is she afraid they're going to succeed and suddenly turn her gay? I've eaten with gay guys and they've never talked about anything but the same things straight guys talk about - and I've certainly never had the sudden urge to have sex with a man after eating with gays.
I seems that her fear is not so much the gays themselves, but rather the idea that they might "make" her gay as well. If she thinks she can be "converted" to homosexuality just by sittin in the same room as a gay person, she doesn't have much confidence in herself or faith in her God, does she?
Hey, I've seen it happen. A nice church lady is having lunch with the girls when a lesbian walks into the restaurant. Suddenly the women of the Church of Holy Bingo are rolling around on the floor making out, running out to buy jeans and tee shirts and renaming their pets Sappho while the dyke stands there leering because she knows she's just made several new converts.
I'm sure that gay people don't want to have to eat in the same room with you, either, you ignorant twit. As for being converted, even if that was more than just your diseased little imagination, nobody would want you. So don't sweat it.
interestingly this act has already been passed and comes into force in the mainland UK in april and is already in force in Northen Ireland, also intriguing is that the rally which presumably this refers to numbered well below a thousnd draw from this what conclusions you will, but perhaps it is a good thing if only a few hundred people in the US object and a similar law is passed
OK. I've finally got hold of a copy of the gays' secret conversion agenda. Here it is:
8:00 Continental breakfast
8:30 Introduction and get acquainted - keep it clean, guys.
8:45 Obstacles to homosexuality
10:00 Break, snack
10:15 Breaking down heterosexual resistance - role playing exercise
12:00 lunch - please be back on time
1:00 Schoolboys - how they think about sex
2:30 Keeping the secret: a presentation by the "Get 'em Young" club
3:45 Feedback and evaluation
4:00 Free time until cocktails at 5:00 - please dress "straight" to fool the Bible-thumpers.
11:00 Everybody to Mr. Black for a party! Note - walk one block west to 7th Ave. and take the 1 Train to Christopher Street-Sheridan Square. See map handout. Enjoy!
@ Morgan: I said the same things about the bunch of gays in the room a couple of posts later.
:-)
F'real, though, who blew our cover to the fundoids? Helloooo, we called it our SECRET Conversion Agenda for a reason!
You don't "mind" other races? I'm sure they're relieved to hear that.
If the gay conversion agenda is so secret, how did you get a decoder ring? Did you put on a flannel shirt and jeans, get a haircut, and infiltrate one of those secret gay agenda meetings?
A repeat, but still funny. At this point the fundies are poking fun at themselves.
They should do this in the United States. I don't want to have to eat in a room with a bunch of gays.
First of all, unless they were overly flamboyant or affectionate with their partners, I hardly see how you would be able to tell if you were eating with homosexuals. Second of all, what you're suggesting is segregation. The U.S. has already been there, done that. It didn't work.
I don't mind other races because they don't have secret conversion agendas like the gays do."
Oh, I can just imagine.
Random Homosexual Guy: Let's round up the little kids!
Random Homosexual Lady: Why?
RHG: So they can join us in our ever-growing army as we conquer the world! Straight marriages will be banned! Heterosexuals will be stoned for kissing each other in public! We'll control the media, the money, the schools! And don't get me started on those churches and mosques. We'll burn them down along with the synagogues and temples!
RHL: Soon we'll brainwash everybody into thinking that being straight is icky and gross! And somehow we'll leak it to the paranoid fundies! How else are they going to know about our diabolical plan?
Angeline, you're a stupid twit.
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