"We need to change some of our laws regarding illegal immigrants.
1. No schooling - children of illegal immigrants should not be allowed into our schools period. Every child should have to show proof of US citizenship before they can enroll in school.
Yes, forcing ignorance on people is a wonderful thing. That way they can grow up in poverty, start families in poverty, and become dependant on public assistance.
2. No citizenship just because you are born on US soil. If an illegal immigrant has a child in the USA the child should also be considered illegal. Only a child who's parents are legal US citizens should they be granted citizenship.
Not a new or original idea in any way, shape, or form. People have been saying this for a long time
Let’s see, it was said by the English, but only after they were established and wanted to keep out the Germans. It was said by the Germans, but only to keep out the Italians. The Italians said it to keep out the Irish. Pretty much everybody said it to keep out the Jews. Then they said it to keep out the Asians, and now you are saying it to keep out the Mexicans. Just because something has a historical precedent doesn’t make it right.
Although, I have to admit, in the modern world, the idea in #2 actually makes some sense, but from a population control aspect, not the racist aspect you are proposing.
3. No healthcare for illegals. If an illegal is sick, needs emergency care, or is dying, put them on a bus and drop them over the border. Let Mexico build a hospital on the border to care for them. But illegal immigrants should not ba allowed any medical care whatsoever in America.
Now you’re just being a jerk. And the logistics of such a policy would be nightmarish. Say paramedics respond to your aid
and you die while they try to verify if you are, or are not, a US citizen. Or do you mean that only Hispanics would have to prove citizenship? If so, you are back to having blatant racism as your motive, and to get away with that, you are going to have to have ol’ Bushie do some serious modification to the Constitution. And do you really mean to say that US healthcare workers should be required to stand there and let a little child die because their parents were illegals? Cause all of the healthcare workers I know would tell you to go fuck yourself.
4. No transfer of money to Mexico. The US government should prohibit the tranfer of any money to Mexico via electronic or paper transfer. Every Mexican that's exiting the US for Mexico should have their money confiscated at the border. If we cut off their ability to send money back to Mexico the illegals will leave.
Besides being in massive violation of international law (law policies the US helped write, and that benefit our nation greatly), such a policy is simply asinine. Do you really want to grant the Federal Government the power to simply confiscate cash that is going somewhere they don’t like?!? Or so you only want them to take the money of Hispanic people? I suspect that you want these policies not because you think they are good for America, but because you just really hate Mexicans. Remember the Constitution! You aren’t allowed to make laws based on racism, you asshole!
5. No water barrels or feeding stations on the border. It should be a federal offense to give food, water, or any other type of aid to illegals. If enough of them die from thirst or hunger it will discourage others from coming. Make the conditions as bleak and harsh as possible. Churches and other non-profits should be required to report illegals just as they're required to report child abusers. If Christians want to help Mexicans, let them set up a ministry in Mexico.
So now you want to criminalize helping people? You really are a cold hearted jerk, aren’t you? You would rather people die than come into the United States? You do realize that if it wasn’t for the illegal immigrants, your fruit would not get harvested, your vegetables would not get picked, your lawn would not get mowed
Do you want to do those jobs? For the pay they get? Pay, by the way, that is given to them by people just like you
6. Arm the border with the US military. If necessary, plant land mines. Use machine gun towers. Institute a "shoot to kill" policy for anyone trying to sneak across the border. Once a few Mexicans are knocked off the flood of illegals will be reduced to a trickle.
So now you want to violate the Geneva Convention as well? (Well, why not, we already do that at Gitmo
) Landmines, besides being another clear violation of international law (and one, this time, the USA wrote), the things are just frickin’ evil, man. American kids will get killed by them, too, you know. A landmine doesn’t ask for ID before it blows off you nutsack. It’s people like you that are causing the United States to become the most hypocritical, reviled, mocked nation in the world.
If we don't stop the brown horde from invading our country America will lose it's cultural and religious heritage. God bless the Minutemen who are working to defend our borders!"
If we don’t stop the assholes from taking over our country, America will lose its cultural and religious heritage of freedom, liberty, and self-determinism! God bless the liberals who are working to defend our heritage! (Note that I know where the comma goes, and that the apostrophe is not needed in “its.”)