yea i know... I remember being in school and never wanting to be a "homosexual"... haha! Yea now walking around in a changing room playing football one has to watch so to speak... "duck n' cover"? nowadays?
I'd hate to be in public school now with open homosexuals looking me up and down in 9th grade. I'm sure I'd get hauled in for some kinda "hate" crime...
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"Neosin"? Nope, it's the same old sin -- LYING! (Isn't that number, uh, nine on Top Ten Things That Piss Off Teh LORD?
I'd hate to be in public school now with open homosexuals looking me up and down in 9th grade.
You think that closeted homosexuals don't check out other guys in a locker room? Also, Why is it that homophobes always think all gay men want them or are trying to check them out? It's almost as if they have some deep desire to have gay men to check them out.... Maybe thou doth protest too much?
I'm sure I'd get hauled in for some kinda "hate" crime...
I'm more sure you'd call attention to yourself with a woodie. ["Hey, is the varsity quarterback checkin' me out? Oops, uh oh, duck 'n' cover."]
all these nuts seem to think that being around gays is awkward or uncomfortable. that they couldn't stand being checked out.
as a straight guy, it's weird. half the guys I know are gay. one never feels uncomfortable around them, it's impossible or something. they emit some kind of energy that makes all that shit you normally feel in the presence of other humans disappear. their like human stress ball, or kittens without the cute or cuddly....
weird.
good moneys says it's probably only those few guys.
"I'd hate to be in public school now with open homosexuals looking me up and down in 9th grade."
Speaking as a recently-former freshman, I can guarantee you that open homosexuals are a rare sight in my high-school, if not completely nonexistent, likely due to a not-so-decent percentage of homophobic brats infesting the school.
Yeah, gays are just frothing at the mouth whenever they see someone of the same sex.
PROTIP: If you're not appealing to the opposite sex, you probably will not be appealing to the same sex. And before you get ahead of yourself, I'm sure you're not much of a looker.
I'm sure I'd get hauled in for some kinda "hate" crime...
Disliking something isn't hate crime. Killing or beating someone for something you dislike is.
Here ends your educational moment.
The gays, lesbians, and bisexuals I have came across normally will leave you alone unless they know for sure that you are gay/lesbian or bisexual yourself.
Hey there is no Thought Police. No one is going to get you "hauled in for some kinda "hate" crime..." just because you have negative opinions on homosexuals.
Ironically, Thought Police is something you fundies want, just as long as they are enforcing you rules and not theirs.
yea i know... I remember being in school and never wanting to be a "homosexual"... haha!
Yeah, now everyone wants to be homosexual...riiiight.
Yea now walking around in a changing room playing football one has to watch so to speak... "duck n' cover"? nowadays?
Yeah, because those guys who were closeted never looked before, uh-uh...the only difference is you're aware of the ones who might be looking.
I'd hate to be in public school now with open homosexuals looking me up and down in 9th grade. I'm sure I'd get hauled in for some kinda "hate" crime...
So if you ogle a woman who doesn't like your thoughts, she has the right to beat the fuck out of you? Same difference, fuckwad. Guess what. If someone looks you up like that, it should be taken as a compliment. If you are that incapable of dealing with it as such, you are either supremely insecure, or are struggling with your own sexuality. Considering the reaction you seem to have, likely the latter.
It's not a crime to hate people, but it is a crime to physically harm people, or incite violence against them.
Perhaps these people have trouble differentiating between crime and thought-crime, because they believe that certain thoughts ARE in fact crimes?
RevDG said: "why the hell do these people think gay men want to fuck anything that moves?"
because THEY want to fuck everything that moves. remember, this is the "women should wear only potato sacks, or else they're asking to be raped" crowd. it's plain old projection.
I get the feeling they say this because that is what they do to women themselves. Looking them up and down.
Newsflash: It doesn't happen as often as you think.
Second Newsflash: If it does happen and becomes serious and serial (touching etc) then you can always call "sexual harassment" and get a restraining order, like all those girls do to you.
Yea, verily thou dost be a fuckstick. Seriously, I WISH some guy would hit on me, makes me feel better about myself, they just shouldn't be creepy about it.
open homosexuals looking me up and down in 9th grade.
And yet, I'm willing to bet you did your share of "looking [girls] up and down in 9th grade." Did you consider that hateful?
Just because homosexuals are now allowed to exist without hiding themselves doesn't mean that there were no homosexuals before. There were always homosexuals, even when YOU were in public school locker rooms, you stupid meathead.
@ Philbert McAdamia I'm more sure you'd call attention to yourself with a woodie. ["Hey, is the varsity quarterback checkin' me out? Oops, uh oh, duck 'n' cover."]
That rocks! My thread hero
@ Exatron: my thoughts exactly
I've been hit on by a few gay guys (just a few - obviously, I'm no more attractive to men than to women). I calmly and pleasantly said, "No, thanks," and all teh bigg skary ghey just went away. Try not acting like a total meathead, Neosin, and you'll find that gay people are, in fact, people; and undoubtedly a lot more polite than your buddies.
Well, you were not homosexual, which explains quite a lot. However, that doesn't prevent you to be kind with homosexuals and respect their rights.
I was a 9th grader three years ago.
Believe me, I know ONE PERSON who is out. ONE. Schools aren't full of "teh big scary gayz", and even if they were, I don't think anyone would want your fat ass.
There were just as many homosexuals in your high school back then as there are now. You didn't notice them because they didn't notice you, probably because of your poor personal hygiene, unattractive appearance, and lack of personality. Just saying.
yea i know... I remember being in school and never wanting to be a fundamentalist... haha!
I'd hate to be in public school now with open fundamentalists preaching creationism in 9th grade.
Maybe it's because I never played it, but guys patting each other on the behind after a successful play always made football, and red states where it's popular, look gay to me.
Elia said: "This is giving a bit of credence to what someone told me once: Many homophobic men know damn well how they act toward/think about/treat women; they assume gay men would act toward/think about/treat men the same way; and the homophobic men don't want to be targets of such poor/rude behavior."
Sounds right to me. I see them whining about how awful it would be to have openly gay people in the military, how awful it would be to have to deal with the possibility of sexual harrassment. And I'm like "welcome to my world."
Funny, I went to one of those Gay-Straight Alliance meetings in my high school (3 years ago when I still went there). I don't remember the men checking me out very much. Nor the women. However, I do remember they were very curious about the history of the Ouija Board...
Maybe gawd doesn't hate gays. Maybe he hates that they're all secretly satanic occultist Muslim liberal baby-killin' anti-christian communisic pagan evilustionists.
Or maybe gawds not real, you're gay, and you're to much of a limp-dick to come out of the closet.
/rant
If you found someone 'looking you up and down', you could tell them to stop; if they do not, you could then report their actions to your faculty correctly as harassment, and have it taken care of the same way people handle the same situation from other heterosexuals. But no, you're going to blow it out of proportion, aren't you?
By the way, don't flatter yourself- I'm certain few would want to stare at you for any longer than needed.
Why do all the homophobic men think they are getting checked out? I have a ton of gay friends. They know I'm not gay so they leave me alone. Granted, there is some mild teasing with my closer friends but just because your male doesn't mean they are attracted to you.
Come on out of the closet, Neosin. You really will feel better about it.
@ModernBunny and Elia: Yeah, I guess those guys have never heard of karma. What goes around comes around. Or rather, it would, if homosexuals hadn't happened to be mostly normal, decent people like everyone else, who were nowhere near as rude or arrogant as certain misogynistic tools out there.
Either you're projecting, Neosin, or you need to come out of the closet. Either way, stop blaming gays for your problems.
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